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I can recite the remember remember 5th of November

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You know what I hate? Cliffhangers. They’re so

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Why do people with bad sense of direction lose arguments? They don’t know what’s right

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2021? I’m still turnintwenty

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@DenizHyo Wow at least you can like the parent tweet 🥺🥺

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Why can’t T. rex clap their hands? Cuz they’re dead

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What’s a hidden crepe? A secrepe

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What did the fireman say at the restaurant? I need some water

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Girl doesn’t wanna have sex w her bf, yeah she’s wearing the pants in this relationship.

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My cookie went all over my carpet. That’s just how the cookie crumbles sometimes.

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Why do all the confident astronauts turn back before they reach space? Cuz for them the sky is the limit

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@president6969 When you stretch your legs and you get a spasm

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Does anybody have a short spasm when you stretch your legs after you wake up

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The moment when you turn off the exhaust in the kitchen and it’s suddenly so quiet

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@president6969 Takes one to know one!

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I saw $50,000 mysteriously put in my bank account. I want no trouble, so I decided to leave it where I found it.

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@DenizHyo Just admit that ur my number one fan! <3

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ABCDEFG FreindsSayThatMyJokesAreWeak

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What’s the best comeback to Santa? Look at your elf

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I was so mad when my friend took a straw for his coke. It was the last straw.

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What’s the best bathbomb? A toaster

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