Joel Keith

Humorist-ish.

Animals rescue us. Secular Humanist. Lib→Eyes wide open.
Biz owner. Politics nerd.

More debate-Less hate. Calling out lies and the lying liars!

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

MAINE VOTERS: “Would I date him? No, but we’re not looking for perfection… we have a Senate controlled by Republicans who are not holding this president in check, and that is a higher priority.”

[Bryan @hair_balll]

Fuck it id vote for him

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

@HunterBiden Hunter, these jackass trolls can post all the videos of a stumble they want.

This is the man I remember, the one I voted for, who's better on his worst day than trump is on his best.

[Nicole Minét @mouvement33]

I respect the fuck out of @HunterBiden. I understand he couldn't come forward to attack those who attacked him during his father's presidency. Perhaps it was because he respected his father for holding the highest office in the nation. Maybe it was because he wasn't strong enough yet. But dude is here now, and it is fucking GLORIOUS.

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

Somebody asked me today why I was wearing a pride bracelet if I’m straight and I pointed out their Red Sox cap doesn’t make them a member of the team

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I’ve never sold a painting for close to that, but I appreciate you thinking they’re worth that much. No buyer was a mystery- you can go read their sworn testimony before the house oversight committee. And you might not like my Dad’s politics, but he is the best Dad in the world and I love him more than anything. And if you’re worried about who is selling out this country you might want to check out who is paying Jared Kushner.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Gratitude isn’t just for the good times. The real practice is finding it in your worst moments.

And I promise you, it’s there.

Gratitude can turn what you thought broke you into the very thing that made you whole.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

7 years sober today.

Thank you to everyone who has walked this road with me.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

We need Carl Sagan now more than ever

Sorely missed

[Esta @TheOnlyEsta]

Performing LIVE at the 250th Anniversary 🤣

[Covie @covie_93]

Who did this???? 😂😂😂

[Chris Original Black Navy Vet @Chris4Perkins2]

Whoever the next Democratic president is, they better not start talking about forgiveness and pardons to unify the country. This country will unify behind prosecutions and prison sentences. We're still fighting because the Confederacy was never properly punished. End the cycle.

[𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 GAZETTE🇺🇸🇺🇦 @FrancisWegner]

BREAKING: Reporter perplexed and dumbfounded by indescribable orange blob behind glass.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Jennifer Welch: “There is a credible testimony in the Epstein Files with Donald Trump and a 13-year-old girl that she was forced to perform oral sex on him allegedly and that she bit him and then she was slapped or punched. This is a signed affidavit in the Epstein Files”

[bomani @bomani_jones]

one of my homies today asked me to imagine what jameis might say to dart about all this. i said “anything is on the board.”

here’s the board. as you can see, i was correct.

[Lasagna Del Rey🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

BREAKING: The “Taste the Biscuit” duo have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

I'd like to buy a vowel