MAYSON

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

What if we called this “lazy day” the “sabbath”? And what if we all went to church on that day? And what if it changed our lives?

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Where’d all the lightning bugs go?

[𝑍𝐸𝑁 🇵🇷🗽 @pensivzen]

when the giants win a superbowl i’m wearing my deonte banks jersey to the parade

[Tree @ATree_Official]

We should just remove all the data centres in the world and replace them with trees

[Ajibola @4jibola]

my prime ends at my funeral

[H arc⛩️ @theironhokage]

hot take: gym bros know more about building muscles than personal trainers 90% of time

[Commie Trucker @commie_trucker]

We need to demolish Data Centers and plant forests on golf courses.

[MLB Hall of Pretty Good @hallofgoodpod]

I’m just a guy who misses watching Tim Lincecum play for the Giants.

[skinny linecoach @SkinnyOLcoach]

I really dont think 95% of society realizes how hard it is to play any sport at any level in college.

[lynz @lynziekate]

Two days later the NBA got suspended and I never went back to high school again

I still blame Rudy Gobert for that

[Rams @ramenrams]

Yes babe keep telling me about what you want from the new Supreme drop

[#gaybaristapaul @PaulSorrentino3]

neither party deserves your support
wake the fuck up

[Neet @neet_sol]

can’t find a job i wonder if the zoo is looking for a goat

[Mason Hughes @msnrhu]

LOSING DOESN'T EVEN ENTER MY CONSCIOUSNESS

[kage @sukikage_]

"are you busy rn?" yes im listening to music

[Juliu§eizeLikeMe @_juk_a]

Enrolling for further studies to extend your spotify students plan>>>

[Bryce Crawford @ibrycecrawford]

the hour is at hand

[Harry “Cheesetouch” Johnson @HarryJ63924]

Don’t get shaken up or sick to my stomach much but this about does it