May Flower♡

Mental Health Assistant Manager | Mother, wife & lover of pizza, dark fiction & retro borg fleeces.

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

I keep agreeing to things I haven't got the time or mental capacity for 🫠

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

The constant NOISE to be super skinny is overwhelming. I've always had body dysmorphia, but recently I feel like I'm battling boss level body dysmorphia daily and it is exhausting!

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Still reeeeeling, I got promoted and I am very excited!

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

How do people cope going anywhere alone without headphones and music? Cannot comprehend.

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

Today is a bad day, my favourite comfortable bra broke 😭😭😭

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

I literally spent most of February ill. I'm guessing March will be better 😂.

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

The instagram trend is cuuuute

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

Did my first 5K run last night and I still dont understand how people love running but I'll give it time

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

I nearly went to work today, it is literally my day off, sorted childcare and everything and only realised at 8pm when catching up on notes 😂 how do you forhget your normal day off!? losing the plot.

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

Made myself sad watching depressing reels 🥲

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

The christmas count down is just a constant back of mind stress buzz 😫.

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

Melvin and Marvin are baaaaack

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It's almost that time of year when my wife sits next to me on the sofa and glances at me like I'm a piece of shit. Because of what Alan Rickman did to Emma Thompson in a fictional film, released over 20 years ago.

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

Got my eye on lucyandyak borgs, all of them. I have a fleece obsession.

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

What a night

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@awalto21 Thank youuu ❤️❤️

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

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[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

Lily Allen's new album is literally the biggest tea! Iconic.

[May Flower♡ @May_Flower3020]

Poor Thomas had a gate closed on his finger at school, broke his finger and cut open severely 😭 my brave little boy handled it so well