Maya 🌻

[Maya 🌻 @Maya7Cuevas]

💜🤍

[miaa. @miacluv]

me after visiting more than 2 places in a day.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me putting myself together cuz nobody’s coming to save me:

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

As an adult you literally have 37 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience. 😭

[. @TyyTyra]

my CPR certification just for show & tell😭don’t fall out round me !

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

all i wanna do is work 2 days out the week & get a $4,000 paycheck😂

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me on monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday

[Mr. Tribe🏝️ @sheymanishere]

“new password can’t be your old password”

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When the price is right but the shipping is tripping

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[Softboy @fwsoftboy]

I really hate ppl who don’t have no sense of urgency 😭😭 like hurry up omg

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

When you stayed up to late at night and now you gotta face the consequences in the Morning.

[໊ @cdoll]

“what will cure all your problems?”

me:

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

That shower u take after cleaning the whole house >>>

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Bank app: “Are you sure you want to make this transfer”

Me:

[yagi @yducknow]

me, because i have the social battery of an iphone 4

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 27 seconds left before my alarm goes off

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Can we all agree that cooking and cleaning is a basic life skill and not a gender role ??

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

dear apple when i turn my brightness down please leave it tf alone 😭😭😭

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Me every morning regretting why I didn't sleep earlier the night before