Pretty feet. Sharp mouth. Expensive taste. ๐ฃโจ
Dominant, sarcastic, spoilt and occasionally a fucking delight.
Want my attention? Approach properly.
Get my attention, keep it, and private Telegram privileges may follow actual conversation, ridiculous banter, bullying and, for the deserving few, favourite status. ๐
Online only. Access is earned, not assumed. Boundaries donโt move.
Night owl ๐ youโll usually find me around from 9:30pm UK.
Follow me. Youโll realise eventually this was an excellent decision. ๐ค๐
@abratnextdoor My ex once called my dog a little bitch because she barked at him. Clearly she could sense fucking evil before I could. He loved his car more than anything in the world. Anyway, one day he didnโt have a car anymore. Weird how life works. ๐
โผ๏ธ Last-minute change of plans and Iโm heading up to Liverpool as we speak to see a friendโฆ whoโs just informed me Spoonspigs exist. ๐ญ
This might be my greatest discovery yetโฆ or Iโm leaving ยฃ40 down on the fruit machine after robbing Deanoโs vape.
Liverpool pigs, wallets out. Want the location? You know how to get my attention. ๐
@realjoshua5j I mean I could DM you but itโs against my religion so youโll have to find my throne, send tribute and then you may get telegram privileges. How does that sound?
โSo why donโt you have a โproperโ boyfriend?โ
First of all, YUK ๐คฎ
Secondly because Iโm not here to fix menโs problems. Iโm here to create more.
Follow me. Iโll be the best problem you ever had ๐ซฆ๐ซถ๐ผ๐๐
Come find out ๐