myra

your honor, i only was committing to the bit.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

september always makes me Evil which is unfortunate but thankfully in october it starts to wear off. then it’s november and that makes me Evil once more. of course then it’s christmas which is a thousand delights. and then in January I become worse than anyone had ever been

[myra @mayaintheskyah]

@imnotdeedee a klonopin and a high life will really set it off

[rosie @snailtattoo]

I’ve decided I’m interested in having a thirty five year old boyfriend. But we need to meet organically otherwise I’ll think he’s a freak

[julia @juumelo_]

how dare you I have been nothing but hot and insane to you

[myra @mayaintheskyah]

haven't eaten all day. adderall and cigarettes-- the working woman's glp1.

[erika @yeeeerika]

me, visiting a city (eating great food, not thinking about work, seeing a bunch of friends): i should move here

[݁ @vampiresslestat]

used his dyson airwrap to curl his hair to perfection through tears after his husband said you and me are never gonna work and you’re always gonna be alone. then he suddenly came home with pink it’s a girl balloons and said omggg you’re gonna hate me…. start pushing.

[myra @mayaintheskyah]

@StaceyJSpiehler @ci_case they got me so fucked up!!

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Constantly fluctuating between “where did the time go” to this

[myra @mayaintheskyah]

just learned rempe is 6'9"

[NHL Rosters @NHL_Rosters]

NHL's heaviest players:

Matt Rempe - 268 lbs
Elmer Soderblom - 254
Jamie Oleksiak - 252
Aliaksei Protas - 250
Anthony Stolarz - 248
Nicolas Hague - 245
Dylan McIlrath - 245
Nikita Zadorov - 244
Curtis Douglas - 242
Arber Xhekaj - 240
Anthony Mantha - 240

[Roony @Roonysters]

Just undiagnosed myself. I am perfectly fine

[ni @556god]

Book tripped

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Sorry I didn’t reply to your Email I’m a Bad Person

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

i be going crazy and everybody around me just be like “omg i love your vibe”

[percy @watfle]

Flirting with me is like trying to fuck the shadows in platos cave

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

“It won’t feel like this Forever” Nice try but I have the Feel Like This Forever Disorder

[allison harvard burke @alliharvard]

strange girls

[Rolltothetop @rolltothetop]

Motherfucker that's called a relationship