percy

like if cloud final fantasy had boobs

[percy @watfle]

@katekatydid_ I guesssssss

[percy @watfle]

If the beatles were so great why didn't they write a song about sucking titties

[percy @watfle]

@katekatydid_ Okay but specifically

[percy @watfle]

@Lemon_Squire Most likely

[percy @watfle]

@Lemon_Squire This enhances my listening experience but doesn't satisfy what I want

[percy @watfle]

@lilgocky And it shows

[percy @watfle]

Asking for a glee reboot and then having to watch Matthew Morrison rap for the Hamilton episode

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

are they interested in [jerking off motion] ai safety

[percy @watfle]

Poly people can never just be poly they always gotta say some shit like "Percy has sent you a request to join their AMC A-List Entourage."

[percy @watfle]

David Production: okay Kroi you can make the jojo part 7 opening but don't make it sound like homestuck

Kroi:

[percy @watfle]

@dykeknot Seriously though

[percy @watfle]

Learning to walk and talk is probably the most difficult thing I'll ever do besides the whole dishes thing

[percy @watfle]

I talked to my haters this morning over coffee. They're saying they don't have anything to do anymore cause I'm already a joke. They're saying to post better so they dont lose their jobs. I'm doing it for my haters. I will do better.

[percy @watfle]

When she touch your thingy

[percy @watfle]

Im gonna buy a monster so either im gonna be normal and awake or so overstimulated and hyper i invent a new type of posting

[percy @watfle]

@femceltheory I like to have morals sometimes

[percy @watfle]

Logged into league of legends after years and my old friend dmed me "holy fuck you're back? Wanna rape bot lane in ranked?" So i uninstalled it

[percy @watfle]

@nellywasnervous Its called theyfab socialized, read a book