@watfle discord sometimes notifies me when you change your discord for no clear reason. doesn't happen with anyone else so i always get confused thinking it's a message
my friends are always saying "i'm used to being the oldest one around kate's friends" which doesn't really make sense. you can't all be my oldest friend
@watfle beer actually does include ~90% of the same active ingredients as excedrin, and the sodium in a hot dog will activate them if you eat it quickly
every month or two they invent another monthly transgender event in nyc that's already been running for 4+ years and has several thousand instagram followers