HI IM CELLULITE SALLY. LOOK AT MY HUGE BADONKEY. OH & DONT FORGET ABOUT ME. IM BACK FAT BETTY. NOW WHO COULD’VE SAID THAT??? OH YEAH, ITS TINA THE TALKING TUMMY.
Regardless of how this Alabama senate race ends, I have a message for the Democratic Party and the @DNC. Guess who is doing the heavy lifting for the party? Black voters. Not phantom white working class or white swing voters. Apply resources & time accordingly.
Uterus: Look! I put up the wall paper for the new baby!
Body: yeah... There isn't a baby. Not this month.
Uterus: ...
Body: please dont...
Uterus: You do this all the time These false alarms. IM DONE. I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. *Rips down wall paper*
-The menstrual cycle
All my fellow Sagittarius brethren, I just wanna say you are beautiful. You are amazing. You are appreciated. They don’t wanna see us win. They don’t want us to live our best lives. They don’t want us to be the life of the party .. but it’s our time now 🕺🏽♐️♐️♐️
How you can help #FreeCyntoiaBrown:
Write a letter to the following:
The Honorable Bill Haslam
Governor of Tennessee
State Capitol, 1st Floor
600 Charlotte Ave
Nashville, TN 37243
Be SURE to request CLEMENCY.
I have provided an example. Thank you!