Maya Sadowski

I made guacamole for Owen Wilson

[CHICKEN 🐥 @ChickenDaCrookk]

Can somebody come get my skateboard please 😞

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“r u dumb???” Is my favorite thing to say when I’m arguing

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

🖕🏼 F U Hole

[sophia sopaipilla @phiamenina]

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

[qt ♡ @_kikiteneyuca]

scared to raise my babies in this ugly world.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I dunno … seems kinda fungible

[Maya Sadowski @MayaSadowski]

Hi @elonmusk

[mae @maespov]

showering without music is so awkward

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

they got a FREAK on that graphic design team

[Sahlt @AlyciaTyre]

It’s not hard to treat somebody right. That shit ain’t rocket science.

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

Do you ever just forget to eat lunch

[Pat ✮⋆˙ @lesbohorsegirl]

I love Pinterest, it’ll never hurt me

[Nate Fridson @natefridson]

We need a pill that makes you feel like you’re buying stuff online

[J🦋 @jimila_j]

Some of us been through so much shit that something good feels like a set up

[⭐️ @versacles]

trauma LITERALLY changes how our brains function yet people are really out here saying, “just let go of your past” OK LMAO