Maya Toffler

S you in your As, don't wear a C, and J all over your Bs

[Maya Toffler @MayaToffler]

Nerds gummy clusterds

[Maya Toffler @MayaToffler]

My apartment is goated when getting other people’s mail is the vibe

[Maya Toffler @MayaToffler]

@luxurious_froyo @Buck36043Buck @cryst6ls Thank you

[Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000]

being a woman who spiritually relates to mike mclintock

[Maya Toffler @MayaToffler]

Just put soap on my hand and it fell off #BeforeICouldEvenWashWithIt

[Maya Toffler @MayaToffler]

I voted for C. LECLERC as @salesforce #F1DriveroftheDay. Make your vote here: https://t.co/YAnsJZA1ex https://t.co/KHen0VVIpO

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

when a diner hands you a laminated menu and it’s soaking wet. that’s respect

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

(Waking up to my alarm and wallowing in the futility of it all) ooooohh

(Realizing that I’ve already opened two gifts this morning which were my eyes) Barracuda 😈

[Maya Toffler @MayaToffler]

@ali_sivi I just read that part toooooo gag

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

does anyone have anything that I can have?

[Maya Toffler @MayaToffler]

Justin Bieber kinda the nick mullen of male pop stars

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

My bad, I thought you said 2 Brilliant dollars. No i dont have that much

[Audra McDonalds Oscar Campaign Manager @_AllThatJaz]

JELLICLES CAN AND JELLICLES DO

[yoshimi battles dracula @nise_yoshimi]

I knew it at age five and I know it now. steam trains have memories and emotions and when they die they go to heaven

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

I just drank a piece of coffee

[garshmo @garshmo]

Certain numbers I won’t press on a microwave like 9

[Maya Toffler @MayaToffler]

@minvaute 2-4-5 !!!!

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

Zero noms for Nick Mullen/Adam Friendland Au Pays Du Cocaine Fancam… oscars are a fucking joke

[Maya Toffler @MayaToffler]

@WoopDoo_DT_ Red Sheeran