Maya

tu madre.

[Maya @MayaVonN]

I'm having an unapologetic fat girl summer this year

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

When i get grey hair im not dyin my shit

[Maya @MayaVonN]

@nickbrutusgrass Same, always

[Maya @MayaVonN]

@ActionBronson my fitspo !!!! <3

[Emma Beko @emmabeko]

know that when you feel like crying, your body is doing it for a reason, so let it out and never apologize

[Papa Don @Donfino06]

Im this old 👴🏽

[Shannon Debest @ShannonDebest]

Men think women nag too much, but actually we can just never stop nagging becaus as soon as we do they convert back to their old ways of putting dirty dishes in the sink rather than in the dishwasher THAT'S RIGHT NEXT TO THE SINK

[Maya @MayaVonN]

a latte a day keep the demons at bay

[BAE MYSTERIO @LordSpaceley]

narcissism is never a good look, u can do better.

[Pharrell Williams @Pharrell]

Everybody’s got a cause but who’s trying to be effective

[Maya @MayaVonN]

My goal in the second wave of this pandemic is to lose the weight I gained in the first wave ... like I'm just trynna break even !

[Emma Beko @emmabeko]

also unpopular opinion, id rather go blind then lose my hearing. what about u?

[Maya @MayaVonN]

@emmabeko Same

[Maya @MayaVonN]

OHHH HELLLOOOOO twitter

[Maya @MayaVonN]

SOS I CAN'T STOP EATINGGGGGGGG

[Maya @MayaVonN]

Mom: if ur friends jump off a bridge would u?
Me:

[Maya @MayaVonN]

I didn't take all this time to become me to listen to you - kanye West

[Maya @MayaVonN]

#BellLetsTaIkDay

[Maya @MayaVonN]

Dear inventors plz creat necklace clasps that are not impossible to open and close with acrylics on