maya watson

I didn’t get any a*s but excellent worm did here’s her snap miapartridge200

[maya watson @MayaWatson2]

there’s a girl in front of me on the train sat w her lil sis n her lil sis goes ‘can I have a go playing that game where there’s boys and you go swipe swipe’ then the girl fuckin opened TINDER and handed her lil sis the phone I’m dead

[maya watson @MayaWatson2]

ash just trapped me in a game of rock paper scissors in the ocean

[Ash Thomas. @BigAsh19]

Maya retweeted this as if this isn’t how we met.

[ed @erar97]

Can’t believe they’ve started the X Factor auditions already https://t.co/7dpevV0Lhg

[Miniature Mayhem™️ @MelDubs]

I have been laughing for 5 minutes and I have tears streaming down my face

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

comic by @dino_comics

[a potential mother (he/him) @littlefcuk666]

INDIYAH!!!! YA QUEEN! ❤️👑😍💖 #LOVEISLAND

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[emi 🥛 @phattsie]

bro

[Ash Thomas. @BigAsh19]

When I die, lay my ashes within the premises of Kyoto Sushi & Grill.

[Ash Thomas. @BigAsh19]

Up the shagging tattoos.

[SMEEF @smeef_]

can't believe we just seen these two mfs fight

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

The clap into an under tuck reverse arm role is what's most impressive to me here.

[Ash Thomas. @BigAsh19]

Why is my finger broken then?

[Anna🇵🇸 @annastephburke]

Nadine Coyle on a drive through the countryside