miss May

If you are what you eat then I'm basically just a potato

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

@ImpatienTourist Knick knacks, decorations, anything you wont need to use until you move

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

@Rory_Breaker_ Trust me, we know theyre nuts.. hes got the bible thumpers, nationalists, incels, karens, and white native floridians... its a problem.

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

@Rory_Breaker_ Fuck no, he needs to be banned. Make him promise he wont, take away the social media.. lock them up or wipe them off the face of the earth. Supporters and all.

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

@Rory_Breaker_ I feel you on that.. this year jas been wild but of we can get him in cuffs we could move forward. And im canadian so thats saying a lot lol the whole world wants this over with

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

@aprettyPR Ive always known.. but just starting to enjoy my curves

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

@Tendin2 I just had bacon and eggs

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

@_LaydeeA Haha whats less than nothing?

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

Remeber when quarantine started and i said i found the man of my dreams.... well, in typical aint shit fashion he ghosted me during our first argument.
Note to self: reminding me of my baby daddy is NOT an endearing quality

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

Having a baby deflated them like a sad balloon

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Ladies, what's stopping you from having JT's titties

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

Ok i think i missed twitter.. what are we talking shit about today?

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

Im bored

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

Guess whos back

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

@ImpatienTourist Thats always gotta be the first question.. I'm 35, cant date anyone that young.. current man is 44 so I guess I like mine a bit older

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

Round is a shape

[The Bearded Sage of X @Aloha_Hoesss]

Summer is around the corner. Did y'all get in shape??

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

@Aloha_Hoesss Mash.. because i made a teacher so mad in elementary school she yelled my name as mmmmmashley so ive been mash ever since

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

@ImpatienTourist I was doing inside sales for a company that sources promotional products.. since events are illegal now i may need a new career

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

@ImpatienTourist Its either pay 50% of my income in rent or move to Hamilton.. i choose to be poor in the rich city hahaha

[miss May @Maya_Notyaboo]

@ImpatienTourist Theyre renovating mine.. I pay $1425 for my unit, identical one below me, renovated, $2180. And thats cheap for Burlington.