POPS CAPO (T)

[POPS CAPO (T) @MayalaSahani]

My reaction every time I'm on this App 😯🫢

[0x45 @0x45o]

can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[POPS CAPO (T) @MayalaSahani]

Lonjino😂

[_ @zizo_brn]

Teachers used to aura farm big time with this 😭😂

[Mama Cake☺️ @misshuwely]

Better late than never😌

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[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

Unaoshwa once unajam bois? My boy heyz aliuza gari ya 2m pale Ngara, kuenda kuitisha commission akaulizwa ako na maskio ngapi, jamaa akasema mbili, hivo ndio alipewa a clean 2k. In this business you will meet good people and crooks, usichoke mzee.

[Mwathi Doktari @Samtab_]

Mine got an accident at 11 months. The driver called and asked I check WhatsApp. I saw the truck upside down. I flipped the phone wondering why he took photos upside down. My seat mate at the bar shouted "haiya Nani ameangusha gari mpya". It dawned on me. Pombe ilishuka yote.

[IAmHaule @IAmHaule]

Nilimuona Mama mmoja akifuta machozi kwenye foleni ya benki.

Nilichokuja kugundua baadaye kiliniumiza zaidi.

👇🏼

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

The life of a man lazima ikuwe na failures whether you like it or not because at one point, you will make mistakes. So don’t beat up yourself or become suicidal when things go south. Tulia, assess situation and remember? Its never too late to start again wiser.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Hello Stranger, Called Jaymoh, allow me to tell you a story. When I was 26 years, I owned only an extension(yes, for electricity), by 27 years 9 months, I had a million in my account. By 28 years 5 months, I had less than 100k. By 30 years, I had built my mum a house.

A thread.

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

They say you raise the bar with your guests& this year I started from the very top.

Five years old, standing on my shoulders, doing what he does best.

Together we made a Kenyan classic. Ugali, Nyama choma and Kachumbari.

One day he’ll stand on his own but today, we stood side by side, growing my greatest legacy and my best friend.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

[Madenge @rollymsouth]

Kuna watu hii ilikuwa muvi kwao ila sisi tumeyaishi haya maisha na tulikuwa tunajua tunafanya nini na tunataka nini..Pumzika kwa amani boss Ssebo(Nashukuru kwa kunipenda na kuamini uwezo wangu,nashukuru kwa kunifundisha kazi) Nashukuru kwa kuniita Roland always🙏

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Mashida nimepitia past two years na Mungu akanipa grace nikatoboa, Naona mkijaribu kuniuzia agenda kwa TL nacheka ju mnapoteza effort na time yenu.
The one person mwenye nlikuwa najaribu kufurahisha ameenda. Saa hii ni Mungu na kazi zangu. Validation ya rende nili outgrow😅

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

My dad was never the affectionate type. He didn’t say “I love you.” He didn’t hug much. He showed up, went to work, paid the bills, and stayed quiet.

Growing up, I used to think he didn’t really see me.

I remember once in high school, I told him I wanted to go on a school trip. It wasn’t even expensive, but he said no. Just “we can’t afford it.” No explanation. I cried in my room and told myself that if he cared, he would’ve found a way.

Years later, after he passed, my mom gave me a small box of his things. Old receipts, his watch, random papers he kept.

At the bottom was a folded document. It was a savings account.

In my name.

Opened the same year he told me we “couldn’t afford” that trip.

I looked through the statements. Every single month, without fail, he had been putting money into it. Even during years I knew things were hard. Even during the time he was working two jobs and barely sleeping.

The balance was enough to cover almost my entire college tuition.

I realized in that moment, he didn’t say no because he didn’t care.

He said no because he was choosing my future over my present disappointment.

He let me think he was the bad guy so one day, I wouldn’t have to struggle.

He never explained. Never took credit. Never told me what he was doing.

He just carried it quietly.

And somehow, that hurt more than if he hadn’t done it at all.

[CHOBOS™ @SangKip4]

The sound of that engine daamn 🔥🔥

[mikemanani_ @MIKEMANANI_]

Kijana JOJ congrats!

[𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙 @mirexmoses]

There’s a debate going on about which is worse: mosquitoes or bedbugs.

As someone who respects facts, trauma, and lived experience, let me be clear:

Bedbugs are the worst creatures to ever exist.
Mosquitoes?
We Africans are built for mosquitoes.
They disturb you, you slap one, you get malaria, you treat it, life moves on.
Use a net, cover your body, sleep with fan, you’ll still manage to sleep.
But bedbugs?

Ah.
When bedbugs enter your house, you are no longer the landlord.
You are the tenant.
In fact, you are the visitor.

If ONE bedbug enters your house today, by tomorrow morning they are about 70 million.
No meeting. No warning. Just multiplication.
Bedbugs don’t disturb sleep, they cancel sleep.
They don’t bite you, they traumatize you.

If you survive bedbugs, you may need therapy to feel safe in your own bed again.
Bedbugs will make you appreciate the Nigerian government.
Bedbugs are worse than bandits.

You can fumigate today, tomorrow, next week,
one or two will still survive to tell the story.
In fact, to finally defeat bedbugs, you have to leave the house for them.
You relocate.. While you probably wait for Trump to Nuke your area.

And let’s talk about their confidence.
Bedbugs existed before beds were invented.
Meaning they came prepared.
Humanity just caught up later.

Their scientific name is Cimex lectularius- you see the name? Bedbug is a senior lecturer.
And trust me, bedbugs will lecture you about life, humility, suffering, patience and why pride is useless.
In every language, the name “bedbug” never sounds friendly.

In Idoma, it's called 'ikpre'.
In Ebira language, it's call Ikazi (which sounds like 'irazi', meaning 'war') You dey hear am? Bedbugs is a bringer of war.

No translation sounds like peace.
So please, let’s stop this debate.

Mosquitoes are annoying but Bedbugs are demonic.
If bedbugs visit your house, you are the guest.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Please monitor your financial life strictly. It’s hard to find help when you’re down. This is not advice—it’s a warning.

[Joshua Kuton (𝙹𝙺) 👑 @joshuakuton]

This year, I’m getting my first car

This year, I’m moving to a new space

This year, I’m getting new gadgets

This year, I’m starting a business

Amen

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

there are many things i wanna experience this year mahn, owning a car is the top on the list

[lookie63 @lookie63ke]

NEW YEAR SHOOT 🎆🙆🏽‍♂️🎆🎇❤️🔥🔥

[ForPitsSake @brokensuit44]

Buy that nice car, heal your heart - you will make more money when your heart is at peace…