MayanK UpretY

An OverRated Engineer, UnRated Dancer, UnderRated Humanist & A Proud INDIAN..

[MayanK UpretY @MayankUprety]

Andh bhakts treat Modi the way FIFA treats Messi..

[MayanK UpretY @MayankUprety]

Ask Aamir if he knows #Nolan and he will say, “Who?” - a sensible response after shamelessly dismantling the brilliance of #Memento and #ThePrestige..

[MayanK UpretY @MayankUprety]

To every Indian filmmaker intimidated by boycott trends : #TheOdessey is proof that when you are a master of your craft and create something truly extraordinary, nothing can stop audiences from filling theatres. Great cinema always finds its audience.. #InNolanWeTrust

[MayanK UpretY @MayankUprety]

@EthanSimmie #Tenet deserves a part 2. We should at least know The Protagonist’s name.. 🙄

[MayanK UpretY @MayankUprety]

Petition to ban Aamir from making biopics. Makes blockbuster films on real people, then disappears when they need support. First the Phogats, now @Wangchuk66 @CJP_for_India @abhijeet_dipke

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

Actually Wangchuk was inspired by the film and decided to do some good work in Ladakh.

[MayanK UpretY @MayankUprety]

These Hindi commentators are sucking up to Messi so hard, I am waiting for them to drop a "Messi ji" any second now..
@FIFAWorldCup

[MayanK UpretY @MayankUprety]

Dear FIFA - Why not just hand Messi another trophy straight up instead of dragging everyone through a pointless competition?
#FifaWorldCup

[MayanK UpretY @MayankUprety]

Any "ganne ka juice wala" thinking of listing on the Indian stock market soon? With all this ethanol push, his biz might just leave the Ambanis and Adanis in the dust. Wild times..

[MayanK UpretY @MayankUprety]

I am fine with E20 E30, or even E50 blending experiments. Just slap Modi's hoardings back on every pump so we know why our vehicles are acting up from the mix..
#EthanolScam

[MayanK UpretY @MayankUprety]

Funny how one highway pops up, and it is Modi magic all over. Road messes or that heavily slammed ethanol push? All the heat is on Gadkari. The boss stays quiet, cruising in his German rides. Neat division of credit..

[MayanK UpretY @MayankUprety]

With those fat budgets many Indian filmmakers get, it takes next-level dedication to still churn out such total garbage. Mad respect for the commitment to disaster..

[Atul Khatri @one_by_two]

The Govt has purposely installed potholes on Indian roads so that the continuous shaking of the car helps blend Ethanol to Petrol ✨️

[MayanK UpretY @MayankUprety]

D family nxt door is alwys at it shouting lyk maniacs lyk it's deir brthright. Nvr seen any1 cal d cops. I dnt care abt d adults fightin bt hearin dat little kid cry evrytym hits diffrnt. Wat is dat child evn learnin frm dis? In Europe dis stuff wud mes wit custody. Wat abt here.

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

“A man who has not hit his Claude limit by noon has wasted his morning.”

-Socrates

[MayanK UpretY @MayankUprety]

@sagarcasm @UniversalIND Nolan hasn’t taken a hit this disrespectful since Dhoom 3 looked at The Prestige and said, “ I will have what he is having.. “

[Bhagat Ram @bhagatram2020]

किसी दिन इस देश में ऐसी सरकार आएगी, जब लोगों को अपने बच्चों का करियर बनाने के लिए अपना देश नहीं छोड़ना पड़ेगा 🙄

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

It took a journalist from Norway , a country of 5 Million people to expose the Media of a country with 1.5B people and how it has for 12 years , sat in the lap of the establishment and allowed them a free pass without a single question.

[Shubham @aShubhamz]

Indian population is 1.5 Billion and we couldn’t find an educated Prime minister and 500 educated MPs ?

Why?

[Sandeep Manudhane @sandeep_PT]

The boy whose NEET was ruined, the father whose gold shop is about to be ruined, and the mother whose kitchen budget is ruined, all three are on Twitter (X) to abuse the Norwegian journalist who questioned Modi who is their God.