CA Mayank Parakh

Practicing CA | CFA | StartUps | Humour | Hyperbole and Irony | shitposting | Equity Research for fun| Pink Floyd | Poetry | Art |

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

In 10th grade when I said I wanted to be a CA, I didn't really mean filing returns on MCA and GSTN portal!

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

Everyone saying “whoever suggested the Melodi thing to Modi is so brave”

No one is walking into to Modi with “Sir, I have an Idea..…”

This is 100% Modi seeing the internet, smiling, and saying, “Let’s give them content.”

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

60 years ago, Kolkata was one of Asia’s greatest cities.

It took decades of policy, poor priority to bring it down.

But that also means one thing: Policy can work both ways. Use policy again.

This time, to bring Kolkata back.

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

@FCSJigarShah Yeah. I have checked the entire city 20+ theatre only front row and night shows available.

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

I dont remember the last when a I couldnt get tickets for a movies in ANY theatre in the city for two days straight.

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

Seeing reports of explosions across multiple major Middle East cities: Tehran, Manama, Riyadh, Abu Dhabi, Dubai, Doha.

If this is accurate, it’s a massive escalation: arguably the biggest in years, even after everything last year brought. Hoping civilians are safe.

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

If AI is going to matter in a CA office, it should fix the boring grind: collect docs (WhatsApp), auto-organise & tag, push entries to Tally/Excel, reconcile GST, send reminder follow-ups.

Hearing mentioned often in this context

Whats working for you?

https://t.co/uSwMbI6pGL

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

Earthquake in Kolkata ?

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

I’ll be in Singapore from 25–30 Jan for work. If you’re around and would like to connect over a coffee/chat, feel free to DM me—happy to meet and exchange ideas.

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

Anyone into Singapore Taxation?

Kindly DM.

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

Singapore’s first PM wanted his city to be like Calcutta: beautiful, planned, clean, rich. Back then, Bengal contributed 23% to India’s GDP.

Today? It’s one of the unclean, de-industrialized, in ruins and crumbling cities. Policy matters. It can make or break a legacy.

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

Apart from Tendulkar and Dhoni BCCI has humiliated almost all big cricketers towards the end of their career.

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

Read reports that Rohit Sharma was removed from captaincy without any communication. You don’t do this to someone who just won you back-to-back ICC trophies.

First in IPL after winning 5 trophies, now this. Feel for the man. Doesn’t deserve this.

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

Go to office on Sunday- no compliants! But not having even a working portal frustrates everyone. Such waste of Professional man hours!!

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

@CA_HiteshP @caanuragwriter Thank you Hitesh Bhai!

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

@AnjaliPamnani1 Thank you Anjali!

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

It might not look like it, but removing stray dogs is huge.
For the first time in India, the focus is on improving human living conditions!

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

True.

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

Man really woke up every decade and dropped a genre-defining classic. Greatest filmography ever assembled.

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

@Imeditatinninja The mistake isn't that expensive. Is it ??

[CA Mayank Parakh @Mayank_Parakh]

In a client meeting: Wife calls 5 times- Unanswered. Brother calls next. Expecting an input for the meeting, I pick up only to hear her say, "This you can pickup?"

If I survive tonight, I will start a podcast on relationship!