The Mayans

Woops.

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

You try making a calendar out of stone. Then come speak with us.

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

We decide when the big birds fly.

(When do we get our own airline anyway?)

#AmericanAirlines #MayanAir

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

Hey. North Korea. Stop scaring everyone. That's not your job.

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

If there's one thing to be learned...it's that some of you know how to hold a grudge.

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

How are my favorite survivors doing? Can we be friends yet?

[Flasking @flasking]

We're assuming the @MayansOfficial have never discovered fireworks & decided to use space rocks instead. Thanks. #russianmeteor

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

Makin' it rain on Russia! #RussianMeteor

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

We have reason to believe that we're the only ones who thought a circular calendar would work. Must have been something in our vodka.

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

How'd you guys like that power outage? #yourewelcome #superbowl

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

Yes, yes. We're still here. Why wouldn't we be...you are aren't you?

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

Well. What do you suppose we do now?

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

Don't get too optimistic on us now. It hasn't even been a month yet.

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

..........Happy New Year.

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

I take it none of you have New Years Eve plans...seeing as you didn't think there would be one. Sorry about that. #NYE

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

You're alive? Best Christmas gift ever.

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

...create a NEW calendar? http://t.co/LnQ3F13q

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

It seems as though we've upset the animals. http://t.co/JZUzo3NQ

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

#ThingsILikeToDo: Create calendars.

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

Day 2...still here. Damn. #awkward

[The Mayans @MayansOfficial]

We apologize for any bad decisions & stupid mistakes you've made recently. If you'd like, you can find us in the Ruins.