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[Chance @MaybeChance2]

Twitter won’t let me log into my old account so this is my new one lol

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[Fred Scharmen @sevensixfive]

It’s August 4th, 2026. Today is the only day you can say this:

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Like clockwork, he takes something over, ruins it, gets bored and then moves along. Everything he touches dies.

[Space Koala @SpaceKoala]

Apparently they're trying to find out exactly where the uncanny valley descends into the canyon of terror.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

If you think that this is just something for fun, you are beyond stupid. Rewriting history will be easier when you can make fake AI footage to back it up. A new Orwellian nightmare reality.

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

The zoo sometimes lets peacocks walk around freely with the people. The aquarium should let some of the fish do that

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Y’all are not prepared for what’s coming

[jake @wormpuller]

It’s #LetTheAirOutOfYourCoworkersTiresMonday

[sentimental tamandua @telegraphroads]

oul

[bONGO 🌐 @wariocolosseum]

can ppl please for the love of god just take climate change seriously

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

We pave vast oceans of parking around featureless commercial boxes, stringing them together with roads too hostile to cross on foot. We design our shared spaces to purposefully make human interaction minimal and wonder why we are lonelier than ever.

[snow @Cirnose]

we really need to stop fighting against automation and start fighting for a sane resource distribution system. manual labor is on its way out and that’s a good thing outside of the broken system we live under.

[ClimateJohn @John_On_Climate]

The planet you think you’re living on no longer exists.

[ring 🥊🧀 @pavlov_exp]

"why didn't we learn how to rotate poptarts in school" bitch we did but you were doing nutella tricks

[Nerdeen Kiswani @NerdeenKiswani]

Mamdani just spent several minutes detailing Netanyahu’s alleged war crimes before saying he has no authority to arrest him and leaves the matter to the federal government.

Fine. Then use every power the mayor does have.

Don’t roll out the red carpet for a wanted war criminal. Don’t use the NYPD to insulate him from public outrage. Don’t suppress the New Yorkers who take to the streets demanding accountability.

If Netanyahu is truly not welcome in New York City, that principle should be reflected in how the city treats his visit, not just in rhetoric.

[Marble statue 🏳️‍⚧️ @Skinman11111111]

Me and my dastardly associates

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The following diseases have surged as RFK Jr and Trump have cut public health and pushed vaccine disinformation:

—Measles
—Flu
—Rotavirus
—Whooping cough
—Ebola
—Hantavirus
—Cyclosporiasis
—E. coli
—Campylobacteriosis
—Listeria
—Cryptosporidiosis
—Infant botulism