Megan.D

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[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

My nephew has Bilaria Atresia and will need a liver transplant soon.
Follow his journey, share and donate.
Events coming soon!! https://t.co/KQJMUfO5sV

#cotaformadisonm #motivatedbymadison #bilariaatresia #livertransplant #donate

[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

Kenny isn't allowed to have any type of love 🥲

[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

Are Slingshots on sale???

I've seen 3 in the last 4 hours... I want one, too!

[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

Girl's golf day>>>>>>>

[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

You remind me of the color, blue

💙💙

[My breasts belong to Matt Murdock. @UduakNabasi]

My body count returns back to Zero every month.
It's because as I shed uterine linings, I shed off any sexual activity that might have taken place that month.
Hallelujah

[Quincy @TheWPBandit]

@Lizzs_Lockeroom Jesus probably has this song on repeat during cookouts 🙏🏾

[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

I made a mistake.
Told the person about the mistake and how to fix it.
It was fixed.
That person made the same mistake.
I mentioned it and how to fix it.
They told me that they were right and I was wrong.
I went with the mistake.
This mistake is now haunting us.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

sleeping over at someone’s place when you didn’t plan to

[The Feminist Misogynist @igarglewithfire]

Him: I want a virgin wife.

Me: Are you a virgin?

Him: lol, no

Me: You don’t see an issue with that?

Him: No. It’s different for men.

Me: So you want a wife with better self control and yet you still believe you would be qualified to lead?

Him: What?

Me: lol

[lil duval @lilduval]

People that seek attention dont understand people that don’t

[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

The new ear buds I just got, make multitasking a breeze.

How??? Idk but I can do it!

[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

@RdotSpoon I love this movie due to all if the background stuff.

I need more movies like this!

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

who is allowed to show up to your house unannounced?

[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

Will someone G-Wagon wave at me, please.

Like right in my face!

[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

@thecindynoir I'd leave his doors open so the coyotes can come in.

An eye for an eye 🤷🏾‍♀️

[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

Unalive me, when I asked him to take he's shoes off in when he walked in the apt, while she stood there and then allowed him to spend the night, in our shared apt.

She'll pretend like she doesn't remember any of this, tho.

[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

Which really forces me to reflect on the fact that the lady I called my best friend for 27 years, secretly hated me.

I should have know back in middle school when she "did" my makeup and turned me into a goth clown. Or the time her guy friend threatening to

[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

I love when my friends get drunk and text me that they love me

🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

I love when my friends get drunk and text me that they love me

🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[Megan.D @MaybeItsM3]

@savannahelisse My HOA tried to charge me for 18 years of unpaid fees from previous homeowners.

They really ficked up cuz now I know, no one pays!

[Kéhìndé @kehinde_bb]

*walks into KFC* *pulls gun out*

Two shots into the roof. Everyone starts screaming. I say ‘everyone out!’. ‘Not you’ to the chefs

We walk back to the kitchen. I place the gun on the table, ask for the head chef, roll up my sleeves and we begin reworking the jollof rice recipe