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Hockey, hiking, and probably too many pictures of my dogs. Old enough to remember phone bills with a fixed price per text.

[Maybe @MaybeLander]

@id0ntlikeem Sometimes I use voice to text for my first drafts

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@midaeros There’s plenty of real things we do that sound dumb, they don’t have to make new things up.

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@mbuckleydiaz 🤞 🤞🤞

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@sidneypony We were all fooled back then.

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@iodinekisses The idea of the locker room smelling like sushi and sweat. 🤢

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@moreitscider Congratulations!!!

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@sidmeowsby Yikes!!

[Maybe @MaybeLander]

If you let Allisha Gray touch the ball, she’s scoring. She hit 9 field goals last game. She was directly responsible for 29% of Atlanta’s total points.

[aly ☆ @pupbrini]

BRO WHO GAVE REAVO THIS QUESTION😭😭

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@SAROSFTJOSI I hope you’re back to feeling 100% soon!

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@GenosDawgs Such pretty green eyes!

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@mxaether If Falcor was an especially adorable cat.

[Maybe @MaybeLander]

@CrazySadAzn It’s so impressive how crisp and detailed your critters are! Their little uniforms are just so perfect

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

ANOTHER YEAR OF MALKAMANIA 🔥

[Tim the Mammoth 🦣 @lessabler4]

My twitter feed is completely filled with vulgar, angry, and demeaning comments about the Vegas Knights.

And my thumb is sore & bleeding from liking every fucking one of them.

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@mxaether Such big eyes!

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@sidgeno88 Listen, you’re nailing these but you’re still being way too kind with that team from NV. They’re significantly more boring than Toronto.

[Maybe @MaybeLander]

@sidgeno88 It’s like someone suddenly tied his skates together

[Maybe @MaybeLander]

@fagdykehockey I hope your cat is doing better this morning!

[Offside News @offsidenewsco]

🏆🏒 The NHL may no longer host its annual awards show, but the Offside News Co staff remain dedicated to rewarding true greatness in hockey. Here are the nominees for the 2026 Vesey Awards. #Veseys

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