Authoress.

Lover. Authoress. Theme Queen. Maker of Pretty Things. Doer of All Things.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

I know the first 700 things I’m eating when I get to Chicago. I can prolly have 1 bite of whatever it is but IDC.

[COOLIO @cooliofressh]

Lmfao mannnnn people are so funny.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

Hoeloan…

[J Girl @juliethardt]

Idk… I might have to treat this Walmart makeup bag like y’all treat the Louis Vuitton one because this is too CUTE 😩✨

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

😭😭😭 This yo burner? @SweetMeatEnt

[Pum Pum Activist… @MartyaLaMode]

Having woman friends is just sometimes accepting that you have additional bad ass kids that you didn’t actually give birth to…

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

@ynob_e Thank you bby ☺️☺️☺️

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

That reminds me that I have 2 restaurant concepts. I don’t want to open a restaurant, I just like thinking of the fun stuff like theme, decor, menu design, item names etc. One is a karaoke bar and restaurant called R&Bistro. I’m so corny 😭

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

“You’re too young for this” SO YOU AGREE?

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

I HATE when the cardiologist be like “you have to get this under control or you’re gonna have heart failure” Hey so did you know that’s why I’m here? BITCH DO YOU KNOW I HAVEN’T HAD HAROLD’S IN MONTHS? I do everything these people tell me to do. Stop playin with me 😭

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

Damn. Now I want a pot roast soul roll fr. Omg please.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

@thebaddiegalore BUT ALSO, back to this… I have a theory that non dickers mostly date straights and they don’t want it OR they are late in life gays who end up being my hands are enough-ers/late bloomers who don’t have a lot of practice so they sked. One of the 3, I have did the research.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

@bratttybarbie Sorry, sister but check your texts cus I couldn’t hold it in lmao.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

(I just thought of 4 new pudding flavors lmfaooo)

[Yoshua. @Yoshthegreat]

@MaybeMaryEllen Wow. Thats nasty work.

Stole the whole flow bar for bar.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

Whew. Now I gotta do the side that has my mom’s stuff which I am NOT looking forward to. My heart is already racing.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

Looking through my closet and came across a lot of reminders of a former Lover. Some things made me smile, some made me cry. All made me grateful for the experience. Love is so fuckin fire… even if it eventually burns out.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

@Yoshthegreat Hmmm, ya know, that’s interested and seems possible AF. That would be wild AF though.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

Minding my good business and saw this…THE GLOVE is where I’m drawing the line lmfaooooo.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

Nah cus I woke up still thinking about this. I was gon let it go but I can’t get over stealing the name AND 50’s diner concept 💀💀💀 then had the nerve to follow me.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

Baby… I have things to SAY.

[𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖈𝖗𝖞𝖑𝖎𝖈 𝖋𝖊𝖒 🍒 @thebaddiegalore]

no but why aren’t dykes using dicks anymore? being back in the streets and constantly meeting dykes who don’t use a dick has truly been my biggest nightmare

[Trouble @goodtroubleeee]

Be in awe of my art, my writing, creativity, how fine I keep getting with age. How I keep shapeshifting through the years. How this fire molds me. How my love will endure for you.

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

@Ke_danielle_ Like even if they didn’t die they’d be dead. Please 😭

[Authoress. @MaybeMaryEllen]

My uncle on FB tombout “dad woulda been 100 years old” today. No he wouldn’t have 😭