Nancy

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

I can’t stop watching this video 😂😂😂

[Baseball @mlbelites_]

This video will forever give me chills 🐐

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Well, if he comes here tell him to wear Kevlar.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Dining out at Long John Silver’s used to be a goddamn special occasion. You didn’t walk inside the restaurant so much as you boarded that motherfucker. Then they enriched your experience even further by giving you a pirate hat even if you were 50 years old. There was no downside.

[Khadija 📚 @kcreads1020]

She’s a ten but spends hundreds on books she’ll only read once

[Nancy @MaybeNancy]

Wordle 330 3/6

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[Debra Raab 🐰 @rayvnnray]

So what if a 16 year old tried to adopt a baby? She can't, she's not mature or financially stable enough to adopt a baby. But if she's pregnant, she has to raise that baby. Tell me how this makes sense.
#RoeVWadeprotest

[Hot Girl Mess™️ @olarvia]

People in LA: I’m staying away from carbs and sugar

People in Chicago: Portillos chocolate cake is the best because they put mayonnaise in the batter to make it denser.

[Touré @Toure]

You’re not “doing your own research” unless you’re a scientist and you set up a lab and hold trials. If you don’t do that you’re Googling in hopes of finding the answer you want.

[Nancy @MaybeNancy]

@Texxie With my son, I knew his lock code but he thought I didn’t. So I’d just sneak looks once in a while. I feel like that was better anyway.

[Susan Gonzalez (@susangonzalez.bsky.social) @TheNewsan]

how it started how it's going

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

If you’ve cut the line using money or influence to get your Covid vaccine before other, more at-risk people at least have the decency to be discreet about it.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

On a day for the history books, @TheAmandaGorman delivered a poem that more than met the moment. Young people like her are proof that "there is always light, if only we're brave enough to see it; if only we're brave enough to be it."

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Simply the best.
Thank you, Alex.

[Nancy @MaybeNancy]

@Swistle My instructions did not say I couldn’t ever use the blender for food again but I knew my husband would be weird about it so I got a blender at Savers for $7.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

a republican on tv just said “it’s important to remember there are just as many people disappointed as there are celebrating in the street” no there aren’t we literally counted

[Nancy @MaybeNancy]

@Swistle I feel like this is something my husband has started doing more since COVID.