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proficient in pretty much nothing

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@AndyTFE Burns Burning Bridges

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@BrianKirschner_ 10.5 strokes putting disqualifies being a dog for the week

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@TapItIn3 An extremely annoying winner with the way he’s putted

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@KendoVT Tommy gonna Tommy

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I’ve literally never seen a golfer who sucks at putting have a week like Ryan Gerard has on the greens

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@KylePorterNS That’s so cool!!!

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I’ve never seen a golfer who is supposed to be an accuracy player hit worse shots than JJ Spaun

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Can Tommy Fleetwood just make a double and fuck off already?

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The second Ryan Gerard misses a green he’s a 10 handicap

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Scottie Scheffler awful drive on 9, no issue. Pulled wedge into 10, no issue. But he’ll bitch about the wind as if the entire world is against him

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I respect Matt Fitzpatrick’s unwillingness to make any putts this week

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@EPatGolf @gfienberg17 Single bullet

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

The fact that the most bloodthirsty Zionist mouthpieces, from Van Jones to Fetterman, are running with similar narratives about this tabloid trash should tell you all you need to know about it. This is a hit piece, motivated by Platner's strong stance on cutting aid to Israel.

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

The two reporters on the New York Times Platner story — Katie Glueck and Lisa Lere — are the same reporters who described Zohran Mamdani's July 2025 win as a "Spiritual Kristallnacht."

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What the actual fuck is going on with Ryan Gerard’s putter

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@ShaanS7_ Would have been highway robbery to finish the day -2 and of course he blows a borderline tap in to finish with a bogey

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@tweeth_mitchell Ted converting Ryo to Christianity

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@KendoVT He can also launch it 50 yards right at any moment

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@JosephLaMagna Career over, was fun while it lasted

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For being an accuracy player JJ Spaun does some WILD stuff