Abhishek

Comfortably dumb.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

not a fan of their music but i love how greta van fleet owned andrew tate so hard he got sent to jail

[The Paperclip @Paperclip_In]

Many moons ago, long before the British era, a little-known king established his rule on the island of Mahim in modern-day Mumbai. Legend has it that he also gave the code-word for contract killing to the Mumbai underworld. A thread. 1/9

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

One time my ex said “wow your music is really edgy” completely sincerely when I was listening to champagne supernova by oasis

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Being British is having the ability to turn any noun into an insult simply by prefacing it with the word ‘absolute’.

[Tuna @krishadoshii]

Everytime I flip an omelette, we eat bhurji

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

went to a record store and called the albums "vinyls" and the staff took me out back and shot me

[Nick Flor 🥋+🇺🇸 @ProfessorF]

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a clinic to donate blood. The doctor says to the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a Type O", the rabbit replied with great sadness.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

a non binary guitar renter was in a car crash (a gender bender fender lender fender bender)

[James @CaucasianJames]

in their defense it definitely had a peach vibe

[James @CaucasianJames]

just had an energy drink and the flavor was “peach vibe” instead of just peach. this is the world i think god wanted

[trash jones @jzux]

chicago-style pizza implies the existence of AP style pizza

[lavitalenta @lavitalenta]

It is Sunday. Gather Thy Homies & Act Accordingly.

[Abhishek @MaybeShek]

@ichbinaryan Black Spot (Zone Blanche)

[Abhishek @MaybeShek]

@JahnaviMehta98 Put a drop or ten, live a little

[Abhishek @MaybeShek]

Life update: I put Tabasco in my khichdi now. Thanks for listening.

[Bodacious Callboys ☎️ 251 2-STEELY (DAN) @HeyNineRings]

when you learn to work the saxophone (with the kink in it)

[Abhishek @MaybeShek]

@avibhardwaj2798 #GovardhanRamsey