troy

music, memes, & garbage tweets || Clean Plate Club member since 1994

[troy @MaybeTroy]

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[troy @MaybeTroy]

Lost my pit vipers at GSP but it’s fine because I found the same pair online after searching for the last week. Chud life.

[Captain Caleb @captaincaleb18]

Travis - "What's the best iconic Chicago food?"

Caleb - "Chicago tavern style pizza, honestly it's the best pizza I've had in my entire life."

Yeah Caleb knows ball 🍕

🎥: @newheightshow

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

QB1

[troy @MaybeTroy]

@DonTheCreator_ Moms at kohls

[Troy🏀 @PrimeTimeTroy]

Ayo Dosunmu

Lucky No.13 for Minne tonight

🔥43 points
🎯5/5 3PT
🎯12/12 FT
⏱️42 mins

Timberwolves 3-1 series lead

[troy @MaybeTroy]

Exciting things happening. Opened a new savings account. Getting old is so cool.

[Deacon Blues @dribrats77]

Hating Steely Dan is the most Spiritually Israeli thing that anyone could do

[Big 🐰 @FreddieGibbs]

Natitude 😂

[troy @MaybeTroy]

@kirstilynn11 Whadafuhh

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This is right about the time the basketball withdrawal starts to hit.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

people wonder why adults in their 30s suddenly start picking up hobbies like running, hiking, tennis, and golf.

the answer is simple for a lot of people. they weren’t born privileged. their teens and early twenties were spent surviving not exploring. now that there’s a little more time and a little more room, they’re finally getting to become the people they always wanted to be.

[troy @MaybeTroy]

This was a Black Mirror episode

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 Do you understand what you're watching happen right now..

Kelsey Plum, a WNBA player just launched an AI clone of herself.. fans pay to talk to a chatbot that has her voice and her personality.. 24/7.. while the real one sleeps.

two days ago they announced Val Kilmer is starring in a new movie.. Val Kilmer is dead.. died last year at 65.. battled throat cancer for a decade..

they're using AI to resurrect him for a film called "As Deep As the Grave".. you can't make this up

connect the dots..

right now it's one athlete selling a chatbot.. one dead actor getting digitally dug up for a movie.. but give it 18 months.. every A-list actor will have an AI twin trained on every scene they've ever shot.. every expression.. every inflection.. every mannerism

and you won't know the difference

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Every 100 retweets i make Zac bigger #ExperianBoostOrBust

[troy @MaybeTroy]

I think I grew up to hate small-town America. My body gets such a weird feeling everytime I drive through these little towns. Bad. Bad. Bad.

[Nichole @nickyyknowsball]

This Savannah Bananas hate is so stupid and performative because you knew Savannah Bananas wasn’t actual baseball you could see that from TikTok, it’s the WWE of baseball

[troy @MaybeTroy]

Stop group tagging me in Facebook posts for your shitty customink t-shirts. I don’t fucking want that shit.

[ollie 🍓 @IHEAARTHOTDADS]

i fucking hate ronnie radke. what a loser

[Discord “Fuck This” Addams @DiscordAddamsX]

You can see a lot of subtle Christianity being peppered back into popular television and culture right now and it’s so grosssss.

[troy @MaybeTroy]

If I didn’t love you then I damn sure love you now Ain’t shit change but the bank statements

[Freddie @FreddieTheOsFan]

FINALLY time to renew my vehicle registration! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I paid $200 for the absolute privilege of driving the vehicle (that I paid for) on the roads (that I pay for), with the income left over after I give 40% to our moral superiors!