The Penguin

Of Madagascar

[The Penguin @MaybeWeGetDons]

Aye aye 🧢tain

[Charly Bliss @charlybliss]

they got a real minion at taylor swift and travis kelce's wedding. everyone keeps hitting it with hammers

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

Bad day to be a hot dog!! Happy 4th of July!!!

[Liberty @Lifeandlibertas]

@ali_sivi

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should invent a food that sounds appetizing when it's 100 degrees outside

[Username @dinnerspecialzz]

Imma firin mah LAZOR!!!1!1!11!! XD

[The Penguin @MaybeWeGetDons]

Zeffo puzzles were fucking goated

[audrey @ahsokaceo]

nobody in star wars suffered as much as i did when i was stuck on zeffo in jedi: fallen order

[Vladdy4MVP🥭 @MoneyballHockey]

Some 12 year old watching hockey for the first time thinks 37 year old Jordan Staal is the best player in the world

[The Penguin @MaybeWeGetDons]

Oh my lord these replies are fucking moronic

[Andy Francess @AndyFrancess]

Brilliant move by Chatfield here. You know you just got high-sticked and nothing was called so you simply stay down injured long enough for the refs to do that weird thing where they’ll just call a double-minor after the fact thinking they can rescind it, which they obv couldn’t.

[Padawan Of Christ (#1 Merrin fan!!) @JediForJesus99]

After a chronological movie rewatch, here is my new ranking...

[The Penguin @MaybeWeGetDons]

This absolutely is not goalie interference

[The Penguin @MaybeWeGetDons]

Holy fuck Carolina

[The Penguin @MaybeWeGetDons]

@84and0

[Bob Kawa @bob_kawa]

Hockey is so great, shame that it’s played almost exclusively by the worst people alive

[The Penguin @MaybeWeGetDons]

This is what I mean. They genuinely have no idea how our lives work. They’ve sucked up the caricature and are presenting it as being reality. Idk how easy it is to get an AC there but I do know I’ve seen you mfs complain for YEARS now. It’s weather, do SOMETHING

[Gregor 🌹🇪🇺🇦🇹 @salingergregor]

Americans be like "me who walks from AC house to AC garage and then goes with AC car to work and do not even leave my AC car for food or coffee does not understand why Europeans don't like 100°F heat in May"

[The Penguin @MaybeWeGetDons]

@SidtheSexiest_ @Error403HRD @lenka87reads You guys actually come on to Twitter to bitch and moan about it

[The Penguin @MaybeWeGetDons]

@titobombardiero @jennyirelan @lenka87reads @c4_r1a Yes, the climate is changing in drastic ways. That’s happening globally. Where I live it’s going to be 18 C on Tuesday then 27 C on Thursday next week. I think your bodies are made of mush

[The Penguin @MaybeWeGetDons]

@dinnerspecialzz The “your houses are made of wood and cardboard” narrative might be the most moronic shit I’ve ever heard. They’re ignorant to how shit works over here the same way weee ignorant to how shit works over there. They’re just obnoxious about it

[The Penguin @MaybeWeGetDons]

Me when I’m a moron

[digit @itsjustdigit]

@its_peij our houses are specifically constructed to keep in heat because its supposed to get very cold and wet

[The Penguin @MaybeWeGetDons]

@lesb1anadelreyy Many houses in the South, specifically tornado alley and hurricane areas, are made of brick or at least brick exterior. We’re ignorant to whatever you got going on over there but you’re just as ignorant about what we got going on over here