Maybe Just Maybe

After being awarded Time Magazine's person of the year in 2006, I joined Twitter.

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Covid-19 is just like the Police. It tries to catch you riding dirty and then attempts to kill you. #TuesdayThoughts #coronavirus

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@natureboichuck I'm sorry for your loss.

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@iamgabesanchez She be better off to start preparing for fight with Delta Variant.

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@iamgabesanchez @patriottakes Fight? Sounds like she just got knocked the **** out!

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@FakeFan50 Yes, and I always have the gate where the PA sounds like a Charlie Brown's teacher while the rest sound crystal.

[NATURE.🌴 @natureboichuck]

Still available ‼️

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@natureboichuck You ever make it out to AZ?

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@Munday3M I feel like Fled Cruz has too much "at-odds" history with Orange Germlias. I can see the GOP riding with Ron DeathSantis.

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@gdk123456 @TomiLahren @Hyatt @foxandfriends Bots don't need pillows.

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@TomiLahren Tell me you're in a cult without telling me you're in a cult.

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@witty_shitty You handled it perfect, but I would have spit my drink out on the bar laughing had you said "Yeah, you can feel the toxic masculinity just running off the canvas."

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@witty_shitty This is the weirdest comment ever.

Aside from possibly knowing the inspiration for a painting, Why would anyone care or give a second thought as to what gender the artist was?

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@t_arnpreeest @RexChapman My neighbor had both of these growing up. 👍

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@allison_gordin @DearAuntCrabby I'm pretty sure the vehicle is wrapped. Either way, it's a really expensive way to tell people you have a tiny dick.

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@RubyWaves_ 1. When every car chirps the tires when pulling away.

2. When scenes use dramatic lighting which has people working in the dark.
(ex: CSI Lab)

3. When characters have their gun aimed at another character and then decide they should get inches away from them as if it's a knife.

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@FakeFan50 For mine it would be Before Lego Movie and After.

Or maybe Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 🤔

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@srfn_fitness @BiltmoreHeiress Congratulations!! Well Done.

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@JoJoFromJerz I read that as "Trump University trailer" and wasn't surprised at all. 😂 🤣

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@witty_shitty Maybe... Kelly LeBrock Weird Science. 🤷‍♂️

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@witty_shitty As if this is by choice 😂

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@MrRaceBannon She thinks the guys coming in at 11am are there to see her when in reality it's for the wings and buffet.