Christian Mayer

I was raised on the dairy

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

@joannebeckley This is a poor take

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

@niberlin25 The next Socrates

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

@Ice_Berg20 Lots of talent on the team! Excited to see how they pan out in a few years

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

For the first time since 2002 ...

THE BROWNS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS 👏

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

How it started vs. how it’s going

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

@baileycarlinn @blushjwang You are the Canadian pepperoni call that bacon. Makes about as much sense as that video

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

@jroberts_15 Taking my mind on a trip to a private safari (tab) right now. I can’t handle it

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

@jroberts_15 Actually just felt this in my browsers, excuse me while I change

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

Mood all quarantine: no shirt, no shoes, no COVID.

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

Just a good guy prone to making terrible decisions

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

@ssstephanieee95 Nice

[Bus, the Art Guy🍊 @BillionBus]

“I touched Gobert before he went out coach”

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

@lexi_hageman This was a really heart-wrenching story

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

Does anyone have a digital piano or electronic keyboard they’re trying to get rid of?

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

You either go to bed a hero, or you drink long enough to see yourself become the villain

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

@jettpack10 The kings of the north

[Christian Mayer @MayerChristian1]

Happy for the entire country of Canada right now... except Drake.