Mayer’s Pliers

Marcelo. Pliers. Fenway Park.

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@jeremiah11___ @BostonStrong_34 That’s not true. Dude was a beast last year, gotta give him a leash

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Breslow on a generational run rn but I still won’t #forget

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@Hogdale_ If someone says that about my friend yeah I’m going to prom yes I have a ride she’s meeting me there so what I’ve been in Europe for a bit so excuse my French

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@Somedevil40Sox @EdHand89 @TheNotoriousHRT Cast was great as well. Hilary Duff played a believable, maybe not top notch, motherly figure as Susanna Crossman

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@SawxSouth @Jared_Carrabis Honey honey. Lol I’m kidding, follow me on Instagram for more comedy like this

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@Jared_Carrabis What about the butterfly effect

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@Somedevil40Sox @EdHand89 @TheNotoriousHRT I hate when people are like ohhh you watched the butterfly effect and now you overthink every crucial human event and how it could have altered the world as we see it today I say give it a rest let me vibe

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@JustinMLB @hugfromdug I heard Duran missed that fly ball in the playoffs because he was caught listening to Hilary Duff without context and got rattled. He just saw the movie and thought he was listening to Isabella her doppelganger

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@MLBReplays_ That grounder to first looked fair

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@ChrisCotillo @Section10Pod I’m not actually Marcelo Mayer btw

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@ChrisCotillo @Section10Pod This might be the funniest thing Chris has ever tweeted

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@larrydagoatttt @UnderdogMLB @JRFegan Stopped reading after “down here up north” hope it didn’t get worse from there

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@GMagz_420 87 straight as an arrow is crazy

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@JomboyMedia Everyone is missing the sarcasm lmao props to randy

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@SacCollects @baseballisdead_ @BNightengale I’m sure his wife makes up for it somehow in the bedroom

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@SacCollects @baseballisdead_ @BNightengale You may opt to prefer one of your best hitters in the lineup at least

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@fox13seattle Both teams were permitted to use bats this afternoon

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@redsoxkatelyn Mike Lowell

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@tylermilliken_ @timbhealey Only needed to say the last six words

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@Bartko_Actual @MMariyaan A virus