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Memes: The DNA of the Soul

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Reject Drama

Embrace Seal

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Just swimming around is cute

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@AjayOz12 @TheDunkCentral

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@Home_of_Fight Looks like the GOAT finally got his bag

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Let's take Tylenol together, while I shove my newest weeaboo trash obsession into your face

https://t.co/acn9xffFd3

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@MWilding6 @Home_of_Fight As a "liberal retard" I'm there to watch an ass whooping competition, not political messaging

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@bdbwoman @Mvomat2456911 @Home_of_Fight What does the book of desert fairy tales have to do with this?

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*Sad Mayf Noises*

[Variety @Variety]

Ozzy Osbourne, a founding father of British heavy metal, a latter-day solo star and a new-millennium reality TV luminary, died Tuesday after a yearslong struggle with Parkinson’s disease. He was 76.

https://t.co/zhgz5Y3nSR

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This is how you know the Thunder made it

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@ArkenasEinbrect @Umbraflamma21 @DirkusVolgan See that's probably why I never heard it, never listened to Ralph's fat alcoholic ass other than to make fun of him lol

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@ArkenasEinbrect @Umbraflamma21 @DirkusVolgan Also since I wasn't going to bring it up since I'd put that shit in the past, the Kumite server is where we first encountered Bastard Beast

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@ArkenasEinbrect @Umbraflamma21 @DirkusVolgan Imma be real, was full on involved with the Kumite back in the day, to the point of helping make art assests and everything...I've never heard that word

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@MeanwhileInAR @Sunnyshinypop @DirkusVolgan Beast is the gift of cringe that keeps on giving

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@MeanwhileInAR @Sunnyshinypop @DirkusVolgan Allow me to push you further then, here's the girl saying no

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@Sunnyshinypop @DirkusVolgan @MeanwhileInAR Wait hold up, I found one

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@Sunnyshinypop @DirkusVolgan @MeanwhileInAR This would've been goddamn years ago, but dude would make videos that were just black screen with him talking, about how much he loved this girl...only problem with his fantasy world was, that she thought he was a creep

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@Kairu_Kilofski @Mindnig95142040 @Sunnyshinypop @redline3636 @DirkusVolgan Yeah the sword swinging and showing up to the wrassling venue were months apart...highly doubtful a police report exists

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@Sunnyshinypop @redline3636 @Kairu_Kilofski @Mindnig95142040 @DirkusVolgan No they didn't sadly, we were essentially seeing video updates from him as he made his way through the woods and back out to his car and out of town

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@redline3636 @Kairu_Kilofski @Mindnig95142040 @Sunnyshinypop @DirkusVolgan Oh it was worse than that, dude didn't even swing around the fucking sword, just yelled at the building for a video and then literally was running around a super tiny town in Alabama shirtless, hiding in bushes and woods so the police wouldn't find him

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@PurifierAzrael @DirkusVolgan @MeanwhileInAR

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@Kairu_Kilofski @Mindnig95142040 @Sunnyshinypop @DirkusVolgan Can confirm, it was just the owner and a couple of his kids inside the building at the time, setting up for the show the next day