Mark Mayfield

Professional Speaker, Comedian, Basketball Junkie, Golf Addict, Father, & Grandpa

[Mark Mayfield @MayfieldMark]

@KSeaboldt Great football player. Bad parent. Left 9 kids (from 8 women) nothing after making nearly 30 million. Can’t eulogize this guy. Making a great sack doesn’t make you a great person.

[MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline]

Cheers to 101!

@Rockies prospect Riley Pint strikes out three and touches 101mph for the @GoYardGoats:

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@KOLDNews This would be different if the vaccine actually prevented one from getting or transmitting Covid. IT DOES NOT!
Biden, Fauci, and science even admit that.

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@beach0508 @whykeybiscayne @MZHemingway @POTUS Keep believing your own nonsense. Your statements are completely devoid of facts. Just DNC talking points with no basis whatsoever.

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@Patrici30958712 @MZHemingway Seriously, you have to ask? To leave so many that helped us so they could face a certain death. It's appalling you could ask such a dense question. Maybe get our people and friends out before we leave. Just a common sense thought.

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@clarissaeyu Are there knitting shops over there?

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What a fun way to spend Sunday morning. #WaterMainLeak https://t.co/4T314anvhz

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Had a little help with some yard work. They take directions poorly and can’t handle a shovel at all. #bobcats https://t.co/Lkio3SNc0I

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@KennedyNation And Melania can speak several languages. How many other languages does Midler speak other than hate.

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@KennedyNation It's amazing to me that these people think they're relevant because they can sing a song.

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@charliekirk11 AMEN!

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@B_Spacklecrisp @TerryMMayfield @Hotsun___ You obviously like identify politics instead of facts, so let me enlighten you. 41 unarmed people were killed by police last year. 21 were white and 9 were black.8 of those 9 were justified because the police person was being attacked by the perp. Sounds like you’re the racist.

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A lot of social manners have disappeared during this pandemic. #funnycats #airitout #getcomfy https://t.co/Vm94Qp3Cud

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@drewbrees Way to cave to mob mentality Drew. You were right the first time, there are lots of ways to protest without disrespecting the flag.

[A.James Richardson @heyjamesrikd3k]

Mark Cuban proposed $1000 coronavirus checks sent to everyone, every two weeks. Wow, I didn’t know he had that kind of money.

Prisoners are being let out of jail. Police don't enforce some laws. Say what you want about the virus, it's never been a better time to be a criminal.

[A.James Richardson @heyjamesrikd3k]

This just in, Elizabeth Warren just endorsed herself for Vice-President.

This is getting crazy. Siri just told me to stay six feet away from her.

How did the outbreak of coronavirus start in pork processing plants which caused them to shut down? My first suspect: Miss Piggy.

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The government will end up owning 3% of American Airlines. And you know they're going to hog the armrests.

Most people are not shaking hands because of the virus. I won't shake hands because I don’t know who is out of toilet paper.

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@WillRHomer @DamianPMason Great job my friend.