Jarrett’s Hair

Cleveland sports fan, cursing its athletes with my Twitter handle, using humor to explain all that goes wrong in and around the city of Cleveland & it's teams

[Jarrett’s Hair @MayfieldsBiceps]

@ChipotleTweets ordered a burrito bowl today from your North Ridgeville location. The picture is one big lump of fat that was in the place of the “meat” for the bowl … rough.

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Knicks fans are the worst. The. Worst.

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Time to come home @bakermayfield … Cleveland misses you. #Browns

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

Interesting situation. Baker Mayfield headed into a contract year.

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Knicks fans are the worst. The absolute WORST

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@CavsDan about to murder someone tomorrow. Can’t wait.

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I almost made it to the end of the first quarter before turning off the #Cavs game. What a fucking embarrassing team top to bottom. ✌️ not one person on the team id be sad to see go including the coach.

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Trade everyone and fire the coach. #Cavs

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This is the Cavs own doing

[Jason Lloyd @ByJasonLloyd]

I have never, and I mean never, heard as many opposing teams’ fans in this arena for a game as tonight

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This **C**** team sucks … #letemknow

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Jaylon Brunson, 10x better than Donovan Mitchell.

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The #Cavs are trash. I’m not sure of one player I’d truly keep on the roster.

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Jaylon Brunson is really good at basketball.

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Welp. Fuckin #Cavs.

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Also, fuck the #Knicks and their “fans”

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Fuck you #Cavs. 🖕

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Live look at the #Cavs postgame.

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I wish the #Cavs would have lost to the Pistons. Blow this shit up. Not even Donovan is safe. Some “superstar” he is.

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#Knicks fans chanting #Cleveland sucks … I agree. #Cavs

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Only thing lower than the #Cavs shooting percentage was my grade in Sophomore year Spanish 2.

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Might want to try guarding someone instead of leaving an NBA player wide open by 15 feet. #Cavs