Turd Ferguson

The intellectual shitposter.

[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

I lived bitch.

[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

@Sargon_of_Akkad Didn't the British Empire build most of the modern world?

[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

Breaking News: more democrat supporters pissed that Trump is taking away their child slaves.

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

This is Trump’s America and agenda.

Remember this video when grocery shopping and going out to eat. The reason your food prices are high is because of tariffs and deportations.

This outta be interesting. 🫩

[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

@razorfist This is Joe Biden's biography.

[G FUEL® @GFuelEnergy]

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💋 2 winners picked tomorrow in honor of #ValentinesDay and also bc I'm single.

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[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

@DonutOperator Both so you can watch your cats knock them around, losing pieces and generally destroying a grand worth of expensive hobby.

[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

@ChestyPullerGst Anyone who thinks this is odd, should google WW2 Ice Cream Barge and learn the history behind them.

[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

I feel like if anyone confronted the Just Stop Oil idiots about the death and chaos that would follow the world suddenly not using fossil fuels, they would say, "Stupid Nazi, electricity doesn't come from oil, it comes from the wall, duh."

[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

We also need to really start asking questions about how someone making 200k a year has a net worth of 220 million. Just saying.

[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

Imagine being 90 years old, having no idea where you are, and being partially in charge of an entire nation.
Term limits please and thank you.

[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

@Thegroundbeasto We need a whole cat garden.

[AmbertheBunny @Thegroundbeasto]

@Mayhemforyou

Cat Fern!

[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

Taxes, loans, banks in general, credit, the two party political system, 99% of the government.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

I am looking forward to the replies on this one.

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[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

@LibertyCappy

[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

@ksorbs

[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

@TheBabylonBee The Bee forgetting it's supposed to be parody.

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[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

@DC_Draino

[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

@save_children Define "girl".

[Turd Ferguson @Mayhemforyou]

@razorfist People who've never had to run from a fucking bear shouldn't be telling me I don't need a weapon.