AllstateMayhem

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

Gimme dat twat juice‼️‼️ #nectar

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

So back

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

TS10 WE ALWAYS BELIEVED

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

yo the woman announcer for this Seahawks preseason game is actually pretty tolerable #womansrights #wecandoit #gooffqueen

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

just got fried by the fellas for un-buckling my belt before I sat down, is that valid or are my boys a bunch of assholes ??? Leaning towards the latter

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

1-800-273-8255. Consider it, but don’t call.

[Vince McMahon @vincemcburner]

Got offered a promotion but I would have to go to Boone. Would rather be homeless.

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

My kings

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

THIS TEAM IS SO BACK

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

THIS TEAM IS SO BACK

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

@PardonMyTake huge snub of chicken Joe from Surfs Up on yesterdays pod #dobetter #jcischill

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

Holy dick and balls

[MLB @MLB]

Giants reportedly acquire DH Rafael Devers from Boston per multiple reports including https://t.co/Z3s2EphcSH's Mark Feinsand. The Red Sox reportedly get back RHP Jordan Hicks, LHP Kyle Harrison and others.

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

I know it’s a regular season game in May, but why are we throwing a position player in the 8th down only 3 runs @charlotteknights ? What star we doing here ?

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

as a Celtics fan they deserved it. However, I’m 22 years old and I’ve never seen them make it past the EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS. But again wish them all the best

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

On to the next. Don’t give up the ship.

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

CELTICS WIN

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

Wednesday is a must win

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

@hen_ease Hank, as much as I love d white why was guarding Brunson as much as he was? Typically a great defender but it was clear early on that Brunson had him figured out.

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

Should I throw up or kill myself

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Final Score

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

Yall mind if a white bot celebrates a little Mexican heritage? #CincoDeMayo #supportlatinbusinesses

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

New Taco Bell Baja Vanilla Freeze got me feeling like 07’ Brady @tacobell

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

happy Vontae Mack day guys

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

If you’re not paying attention to the Red Sox game, don’t.

[AllstateMayhem @Mayhemfr]

Red Sox are here to stay. Check me in September.