The Joker

You're going mad. #DCRP

[The Joker @MayhemsMethod]

"You'll never be sad, and you'll never be lonely. You'll always have me to dance with."

#DCRP #TheJoker

[The Joker @MayhemsMethod]

“I do it better.”

[The Joker @MayhemsMethod]

“I’m kidding! Lighten up, kiddo. That’s what I have all these families for that I’m threatening on a regular basis,” Joker revealed the multiple screens that monitored people Joker was blackmailing into giving him a regular income. He was rich.

[‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ⟡ ◌ .ﾟ 𝓗𝑨͟𝑹͟𝑳͟𝑬𝒀 ‍‍ 𝓠𝑼𝑰𝑵𝑵 ‍‍ ꜝ @JESTERCHAOTICS]

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Harley stares with a
growing frown across
her facial expression.
he’s not serious, is he .ᐣ
sometimes she can’t tell,
but surely not …͟ 💧

“ eheh, tha’s funny——
ya don’t mean it, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵. “

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[The Joker @MayhemsMethod]

“Wonderful! So it’s $500 a day to be next to me. It’s another $400 to sleep in the same room as me. And another $100 to be all affectionate with me. That’s $1,000 a day… which totals to $365,000 a year! Pay up.”

[‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ⟡ ◌ .ﾟ 𝓗𝑨͟𝑹͟𝑳͟𝑬𝒀 ‍‍ 𝓠𝑼𝑰𝑵𝑵 ‍‍ ꜝ @JESTERCHAOTICS]

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“ I mean, I—— * 𝙬𝙚 steal
a lotta th’ times …͟ I can
go get’cha money, If ya
want me ta’ .ᐟ “

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[The Joker @MayhemsMethod]

“And where’s my MONEY? Being around me ain’t cheap!”

[‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ⟡ ◌ .ﾟ 𝓗𝑨͟𝑹͟𝑳͟𝑬𝒀 ‍‍ 𝓠𝑼𝑰𝑵𝑵 ‍‍ ꜝ @JESTERCHAOTICS]

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“ WORKIN’ ‘FER YA IS
MA JOB, PUDDIN’. “

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[The Joker @MayhemsMethod]

“GET A JOB.”

[‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ⟡ ◌ .ﾟ 𝓗𝑨͟𝑹͟𝑳͟𝑬𝒀 ‍‍ 𝓠𝑼𝑰𝑵𝑵 ‍‍ ꜝ @JESTERCHAOTICS]

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I thought I paid ‘em
last month, though …͟

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[The Joker @MayhemsMethod]

@JESTERCHAOTICS “Oooooh! You’ve gotten better at threatening. I like that. And did you forget already, Harl? It’s our anniversary! It’s been so many years since I met looney Doctor Quinzel. What a way to celebrate. What are you gonna wear for me?”

[The Joker @MayhemsMethod]

Someone needs to pay the bills.

[The Joker @MayhemsMethod]

“Will Harley be useful this time? PFFFT! Who knows.”

[The Joker @MayhemsMethod]

@JESTERCHAOTICS “Oh so you missed me. I’m TOUCHED,” Joker said while he patted Harley on the head. “I really hope you did bring a bazooka because daddy really needs you to use it!”

Joker looks down in anger. “There’s a publisher in town smearing my name. It needs to GO! Are you with me?”

[The Joker @MayhemsMethod]

@JESTERCHAOTICS “Is that a bazooka in your pocket or are you happy to see me?”

[The Joker @MayhemsMethod]

@keenparoxysm "All over. You haven't been talking to the cops or Batman about me, have you?"

[The Joker @MayhemsMethod]

@keenparoxysm "There you are. I've been looking all over for you."

[The Joker @MayhemsMethod]

@rottencrimed "Your ransoms stink! And I think you spelled 'murder' wrong. I can barely read your handwriting! You write like a doctor."

[‍ ‍𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 @keenparoxysm]

⠀ ݁ ❖ ⠀ ⠀ ⎯⎯ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐃͟𝗿. 𝐇͟𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝐐͟𝘂𝗶𝗻𝘇𝗲𝗹

rework it a bit and you get 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐧, like the classic clown character, 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙣 . . the very spirit of fun and frivolity!

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