Emma 🌙

First time Mama just honestly documenting parenthood and my daily turmoils✨Don't like the baby spam, then build a bridge and get over yourself.. 😘🕉

[Emma 🌙 @MayhemsMother]

Niko Orion Walton.
My sunshine, my stars, my boy.
☀️✨

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My biggest babe lost her first baby tooth today, I want to cry 🥹

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My 6 year old is asleep next to me and I still need to find the strength to pick her up and carry her sleepy self to her bed. That’s a hard enough task when she’s not unconscious.

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My 1 year old is just absolutely refusing sleep, she needs to doze off soon because there is no chance I’m going to be able to stay awake much longer.

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Find out my baby boys primary school placement tomorrow, I’m feeling pretty cut up about it. He’s my little bestie and I’m going to really miss having him home with me 🥺

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@ar_mu Fuck sake man

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@StrugglingMamma I feel exactly the same 😔

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On a related note, fuck men. They’re pricks.

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Feel like utter crap, very thankful I have my children right now because I need something to keep me going

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Feeling so mentally, emotionally and physically exhausted. So done with being walked all over and being made to feel like shit for wanting to prioritise my own happiness.

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Can the snow just FUCK OFF now.
I’m sick of being cold.
I’m sick of not being able to go outside without pain.
I’m sick of putting the heating on tbf.

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@ar_mu My cat is like this with the tumble dryer, baby finds it hilarious 😂

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Chickenpox has riddled our house. Then the day she can go back to school, it’s closed because of the snow 🥲

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@ar_mu I almost forgot this too 😂

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Having my Smear Test booked in the Monday after Half Term feels almost like a treat so I have 20 minutes of alone time and quiet

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Right, seriously.. how CUTE is my third born?

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Jesus Fucking Christ I’m old. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Got engaged..
Then un-engaged 🫠

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Few things have changed since my last visit to Twitter..

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Oh, and I had another frickin’ baby!

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Lockdowns are a thing of the past

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We now have 2 cats, Herman and Luna.

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Oldest started school