Mayhem ‼️

My middle name is null (she/her) ☬

[Mayhem ‼️ @Mayher_S]

POV: your boyfriend watches you catch the bouquet 💐

[Mayhem ‼️ @Mayher_S]

POV: your boyfriend watches you catch the bouquet 💐

[ً @cryst6ls]

might quit my job to focus on summer

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

it’s aperol spritz with a $20 salad degrees outside right now

[Jay @Wavymafia]

Am i trippin? or the more you work on yourself the harder it becomes to deal with people that aren't working on themselves.

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

you will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn

[❦ @virgilsbride]

Explaining Diljit Dosanjh's Met Gala look - A THREAD

[Soham @king26_sk]

career should be your 2nd priority. hanging out with friends always comes first

[໊ @user0000O0]

i’m locking in
i’m locking i
i’m locking
i’m lockin
i’m locki
i’m lock
i’m loc
i’m lo
i’m l
i’m
i’m c
i’m cr
i’m cra
i’m cras
i’m crash
i’m crashi
i’m crashin
i’m crashing
i’m crashing o
i’m crashing ou
i’m crashing out

[tiff @disney_18]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and don’t shit sound good

[MK @adoreanise]

my homegirls think they so sneaky turning that location off i know you at that man house girl 😭

[KAYB @kjanaeeeee]

I done lived 3 lives in January already please let’s wrap this up

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Don't forget, you are someone's weird colleague

[Mayhem ‼️ @Mayher_S]

Planning to take Thursday off so I can ski down Dallas North Tollway in my Mercedes

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Mayhem ‼️ @Mayher_S]

Just came back from war (grocery store the day before Thanksgiving)

[virgoest virgo @themarissarae]

I bought an iPad cus yall said people with an iPad have they shit together and now I’m just a bitch with an iPad fighting for my life who lied?????!!!!!!???

[bring back shame. @sshandinx]

in the clurb, we are NOT all fam.

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

on the bright side its a 70 degree day in november so we might not even live through this administration