Matthew Hayhurst

feat. Pitbull

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Kony 2026? Oh go on then

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Fair play Kony’s getting mullered this year

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@ the metropolitan police, if you could catch Daniel Khalife in three days surely you could’ve got Kony by now? Step it up for 2024, catch this guy

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@antonnewcombe @oxfamgb You’re a hero!

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Kony 2023 eleven year aniverasy new year new kony let’s get this guy for real COME ON this is the year i feel it

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Another year gone another no-show from Kony. Starting to get a bit rude at this point but genuinely optimistic we’ll get him this year.

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@stanleyrudkin Finally, a man of principles!

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So I realise a lot of people have been more focussed on Covid-19 than Kony-12 this year, but I genuinely feel like this’ll be the year we catch the bugger

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So I’ll be the first to admit we had a bit of a shocker when it came to catching Kony this decade, but I reckon the 2020s will be the one we get the rascal!

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Right. So we didn’t catch him in 2018. But 2019 will be the year. 2019 will be the year we stop Kony.

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Okay so admittedly he was a bit neglected in 2017, but 2018 is the year that Kony will be stopped-guarantee

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Admittedly he was a bit overlooked in 2016, but I really think 2017 will be the year we Stop Kony

[Hot Dad @hotterdad]

its not hard 2 find a teenage mutant ninja turtle who'll say "cowabunga, dude!"
finding 1 who'll say "i support the troops" is another story

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I have not heard East 17's 'Stay Another Day' once this year and honestly that's the worst thing to happen in 2016

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@TheUniverseMan Oh stop it Robbie Royal Holloway

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@ThisBrightFlxsh All I want is for Dorothy to enjoy HER evening x

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@TheUniverseMan They don't call me Matthew Bulkington for nothing

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Who does Dorothy think she's talking to..?

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@Dombridge @Asher_H_ @willjdolan @camscriven @elizaloulou16 Still a shame that only nineties kids will get this