MAYLISSA CARTER

Just a 24 year old woman trying to be a kid forever. #Idrinkretinonalforbreakfesttostayyounggggg

[MAYLISSA CARTER @MaylissaCarter]

@Nicole3off Well considering hes 2 years old im not suprised LMAO, jk. I would just sit down with him and have a serious convo about why he isn't saying it. Its one thing to "not feel ready" but its completly different to just date to date #advice

[MAYLISSA CARTER @MaylissaCarter]

SHESS BAACKKKK! Sorry I've been hibernating all winter, but i'm back for HOT GIRL SUMMERRRR. LMK if you want a major (and much needed) update on my life
#single #betterthenever #canttouchthis

[MAYLISSA CARTER @MaylissaCarter]

Shes baaackkk

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@TradWife2049 little sucker is crazy 😭

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@FoodPornPhotos Not that many god damn lol 🤣

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@wiseconnector Live

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@CTOTHELOS77 Starbucks, Dutch Bros and homemade

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@eatinerni Not in my chili, but you do you...

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@Ford_Nick Mayo+Dorito chips 😋

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@FoodPornPhotos Lemonde!

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@Ford_Nick Pico de Gallo and avocado!

[MAYLISSA CARTER @MaylissaCarter]

Finally getting the happiness I deserve <3
Say hey to my new bae!

[MAYLISSA CARTER @MaylissaCarter]

With my new bestieeeee <3

[MAYLISSA CARTER @MaylissaCarter]

Got an old man, left him. Got a Twitter man, left him. Found a real man, I'm kissing him.

[MAYLISSA CARTER @MaylissaCarter]

@_Danny_1995_ @bright_har6612 WTF DANNY? I THOUGHT WE WERE SOMETHING? THE POST YOU TAGGED ME IN? THE REPOST? YOUR SURPRISE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO PROPOSE BUT I GUESS NOW YOUR JUST GOING TO THROW EVERYTHING AWAY FOR A GOOD LOOKING 48 YEAR OLD WHO LOOKS 40! HOW COULD YOU? ngl I would do the same thing-

[MAYLISSA CARTER @MaylissaCarter]

@prettygirll4L Because i'm a bad ass bitch, I ACCIDENTALLY stole my (now) ex-bestie's man. The worst part is that I don't even want him...Lokey falling for @_Danny_1995_

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@freakouts4u She even had time to fix her hair mid fight; legend.

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@FoodPornPhotos theonlyreasonimnotkillingthatdumbbitch @ProudMama007

[MAYLISSA CARTER @MaylissaCarter]

@ProudMama007 @_Danny_1995_ Excuse me? My "shit" is tighter than the budget you have to be one because your a dumb bitch. Yeah I know that your broke you fucking hoe. How does it feel knowing that because of your Disney and gambling addiction, your kids have to starve? You are a horrible mother.