Macy Wagner

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

Here’s to hoping my grandma makes sweet potatoes for thanksgiving 🙏🏻

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

@MaddLand What in the world! How?! Why?! Oh my 😳😳🙄

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

@MaddLand Can I get in for free? I brought you brownie in a mug(s)

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

@MaddLand When you do something like this paired with “umm, ahh” because you can’t thing of words and I guess something like “mailbox” and it’s right 50% on the first try and 75% on the second try. 😂❤️

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

@_AshleyMarie7 Thank you for this 🙌🏻 I want one so bad but get mixed reviews

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

If I have a stress induced heart attack from School Work, do I still have to pay my student loans?

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

@mnwild this is a joke right? Gave up 4 goals in the first 13 minutes of regulation 😂😂😂

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

It’s a long shot but does anyone think @Miles_Teller would date me if he ever finds himself single? I’ve had a crush on him since Footloose (2011) so I thought, just maybe?

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

Every time I see the word semolina my brain instantly reads salmonella.... and I just want it to stop!

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

@MoganL96 @MaddLand https://t.co/Z5yay2s7ra

[K L YOUNG @katielucieyoung]

‘just do your makeup at mine’

[Nēv Schulman @NevSchulman]

#Zuckerberg: “You’re not allowed to have fake profiles on Facebook.”

Me: 😂

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

@MaddLand For the record.. I won. (In case anyone was wondering)

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

Every time I use peppermint oil to cure pain. I panic when it gets cold and tingly, thinking that something is going horribly wrong. (Emphasis on the every)

[Braeden @braedenLS]

.@GordonRamsay rate my schools chicken parm please

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed that the “20 minute” group presentation we gave today lasted around 40 minutes... #senioritis

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

@wanton_anton Alcohol is antibacterial... so I can’t even argue 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

@wanton_anton So you don’t actually have the flu or? 😂😂

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

@wanton_anton You don’t even know how cool we were 🙄🙄 but at least you “at-ed” me

[Macy Wagner @Maymay_Swagner]

I wonder if I’ll ever find college parties as lit as the middle school dances we went to 😂

[Minn. St. Athletics @MinnStAthletics]

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