jet

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

Emergency Elvis Juice me thinks.

[Ed @eddo75]

No point in people kicking off about Breakdancing being in the Olympics

It’s like that

And that’s the way it is

[niran @TheOfficialFNG]

old people calling younger generations snowflakes but then having a complete meltdown over a colour of a cross will never fail to make me crease, useless man all of them

[jet @MaynardJet]

@ju71ia @SenseiCarl_ Nothing beats the OGs lock ins

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Retweet to win a How High Tour Bag signed my me.
It’s my latest collab with @hikerdelic.
Available to order from 10am on March 1st. Winner picked at random 9am that day
35 years of touring have gone into it, road tested in Europe and across America
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[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Today’s Patreon exclusive is one that’ll have you crying with happiness and sadness. Such a good record, I loved it.

[🦝todd🦝 @PainBruv]

She will be playing football tic tac toe with lukepingu

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

unemployed mfs when they realize they have to make breakfast and play fortnite tomorrow

[hikerdelic @hikerdelic]

Retweet to win £50.

RT this tweet and we'll give someone a £50 voucher this time tomorrow.

Use the code 20OFFSALE and you'll get yourself 20% off already reduced sale items.

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[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

I hate office small talk, how am I doing today? Same as I was when you saw me yesterday Janet, I want to fucking kill myself

[Chris Hawkins @chris_hawkins]

Last week we were laughing at the tweet that was a possible quiz round - Cheese or Motorway services.

So we came up with our own

Font or Fall Song?

Is it a typeface or a Mark E Smith classic???

👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Did @adamrowecomedy just wear a cowboy hat and wave a dildo around in a really really important meeting with our accountant?

Yes.

[Peter Brush @peterbrush_]

If Ronnie O'Sullivan was Alexander the Great

[jet @MaynardJet]

Spot on

[Murray Easton @murrayeaston]

@ManchesterLemon Gets better after a couple of listens. A cross between Rain and Wah Wah. Squire’s guitar lifts it. Closing section is best. Opening isn’t Liam at his best. Section with the colours is awful.

[George 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @G_1905CFC]

Got 2 elf bars, palm angels tee, dsquared cap , pair of mcqueens, an XL bully and a new build, she did alright this year ❤️

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

Hosanna in Excel sheets!

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

🏆 Newcastle United will travel to Sunderland in the third round of the #EmiratesFACup.

Tie to be played over the weekend of 6-7 January 2024.

[jet @MaynardJet]

amazing

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

The M&S Bank Arena