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Devourer of nations

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Sorry that was my dumb buddy

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I know there are some OUT OF CONTEXT videos being shared rn but trust me, I am 100% straight. Full support for the lgbtqa community but I am STRAIGHT.

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@THE_SHANLAWSON Considering we are both followers of the biblical patriarchy, does it concern you that you have a female’s name?

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@THE_SHANLAWSON Do you follow Voddie for real? He wouldn’t like that kind of talk. He also wouldn’t like that teeny tiny little hat. I know a guy who can get you a properly. Sized one

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@THE_SHANLAWSON Give it another try

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@THE_SHANLAWSON Voddie doesn’t like folks who misread the bible and I’m sure wouldn’t have liked someone who can’t read support from a fellow Voddie fan

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@THE_SHANLAWSON Biblical patriarchy is a great platform. I completely agree! Women serve best at home. RIP

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4 seasons into The King of Queens in the past two days and not stopping now! Holy shit this show is hot

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I don’t share a bed with a partner and I’ve slept on the couch for almost a year

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Archimedes is a dork with a hot name let’s get that settled quickly

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Yea I’ll take a jefferson on a seeded sub roll and make sure that thing gets me sick

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Toilet clogged so been pissing in the sink

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Tried to buy raspberry milanos and I got a major up charge on my taxes

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Dude I was gone last night, did you seen me holding my breath over by the dumpsters? I think I hit a min and a half casual

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@coleslawshoota Cmon man I’d expect a text to learn this kinda heartbreak

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@livelaflexapro My core is sore from plowing so much goddamn

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@charliekirk11 I love his anti abortion anti immigrant rhetoric. I used to not vote but now this guy is really making me feel like my pro white views are pro democracy! I’m voting from rural NY!

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Yea I’ll get one large pie. Oh for sure this is my favorite spot. Yea double everything double crust

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@MarchandSurgery Sheesh just scrolled for like 1 minute on your profile. Who is paying you? This account is a complete joke

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Tried to sell my plasma they told me it was toxic as fuck. Might kill a guy. I’m like coach I produce this shit