Mayo

First things first I'm the realist

[Mayo @Mayo579]

@TicketmasterCS Following now

[Mayo @Mayo579]

@TicketmasterUK can't get access to print my tickets for tonight, been on hold for half an hour

[Mayo @Mayo579]

@TicketmasterCS I've called the team twice and no answer

[Mayo @Mayo579]

@TicketmasterCS ?????

[Mayo @Mayo579]

@TicketmasterCS Yes and nothing is showing, I called up and spoke to someone called Wes who said that my tickets would be emailed but nothing has come

[Mayo @Mayo579]

Justin Bieber proving he's a total bell end on that live lounge

[Mayo @Mayo579]

But without doubt the thing I hate most about the new top gear is the revolting outfit Chris Evans insists on wearing every week

[Mayo @Mayo579]

.@NatWest_Help and given new 'transfer dates' each time and I still don't have my money and no one can tell me where my money is

[Mayo @Mayo579]

Why do I have to ask @NatWest_Help 3 times to have money transferred from a dormant into my current account with Nationwide

[Mayo @Mayo579]

@henrydewar sorry

[Mayo @Mayo579]

It's embarrassing at points

[Mayo @Mayo579]

Just way way too hard

[Mayo @Mayo579]

And I'm sure they did too

[Mayo @Mayo579]

I really tried with the new Top Gear

[This Time Last Week @TTLW_official]

#ThrowBackThursday to last week when the band house had the soil pipe explode spraying shit all over our house x

[shay @hllnswrth]

another celebrity dead, r.i.p Stuart Little

[Mayo @Mayo579]

You're disgusting

[Mayo @Mayo579]

No one is chasing you love

[Mayo @Mayo579]

Magan trainor is the single most unattractive women in the music industry and she's the only one writing songs about boys chasing her

[Sarah @MissChief__]

Apparently I'm not supposed to know the celeb couple who has the injunction. Banned in the UK, so I'm off to listen to some #Elton John 👊🏻