Mayo Dave

I'm a groundhog. FEED ME or FOLLOW ME!!! I'm f**king CUTE!!! I'm also the most knowledgeable groundhog regarding the skunkiest, stickiest, ickiest pot around!!!

[Drewbacca 🇨🇦 @AndrewNunnari]

Eric Schmitt: Did you wear #58 for the Pittsburgh Steelers?

Jack Smith: That was Jack Lambert.

Eric Schmitt: How about #59?

Jack Smith: That would be Jack Ham.

#HereWeGo

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

Introduce yourself by listing 10 bands you’ve seen live. Tough choices.

Beastie Boys
James Brown
Bodycount
Motörhead
Sham 69
The Specials
King Yellowman
Sublime
Cypress Hill
The Buzzcocks

[Drewbacca 🇨🇦 @AndrewNunnari]

Introduce yourself by listing 10 bands you’ve seen live. Tough choices.

The Clash
The Who
Sex Pistols
Stray Cats
The Pogues
Rolling Stones
Rush
Guess Who
Deep Purple
Grateful Dead

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

@Palestine1news @AndrewNunnari 🇨🇦❤️🇵🇸🍉

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

@Acyn Lara the horse faced princess calling the library ugly is funny. Take a look in the mirror Skeletor!

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

Fantastic! Moving onto the quarterfinals. Let’s go! #WorldBaseballClassic

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

OHHH CANADA 🇨🇦

Congrats to @BaseballCanada, moving on to the Quarters for the first time in #WorldBaseballClassic HISTORY!

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

Twitter and Elon Musk are fucked. Freedom of speech is dead in America.

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@atrupar Commerce secretary doesn’t know math. Fuck!

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@MAstronomers Stupid

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

@WWE WWE is trash. Stopped watching it in 2000. I saw this tweet and realized how good that decision was.

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

@CBSNews Why the fuck are you showing her all the time? Her husband was a piece of shit. Now, whatever she was to him is capitalizing and cashing in on his death. Fucking embarrassing. The USA is a country being run by a cult.

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

@EdKrassen American thieves

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Twitter/X has turned into a online “The Enquirer magazine” Not sure how long I’ll stay in this site. It was good until Elon.

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

@joeroganhq Hey Ben, how about we smack your larynx everyday for years? See if you can continue working past 65 as a useless voice for America. Maybe you will understand how people with tough jobs have to cope and then listen to your bullshit.

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

@OliLondonTV Jesus, back that camera up. Too fucking close. Creepy as hell.

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@thegoldenmuzzy Wayne the shitstain.

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

@NFL_DovKleiman Hahahaha. For the stupid people in the US. So confusing for them and Trump.

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

@OJoelsen He fits in with all the gangsters of @FIFAWorldCup

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

@WhiteHouse OPERATION HIDING A PEDOPHILE IN PLAIN SIGHT & HE IS THE PRESIDENT

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

@FlavioVolpe1 @grok 😂Thank you Flavio. That was awesome.

[Mayo Dave @MayoDave1]

@Mollyploofkins Pedophiles are above the law. Trump is one.