Mayo Pardo

"Don't get lost in the sauce" - Gucci

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Should the US be worried about not qualifying for the World Cup 🤔

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they rock

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@EENATX The poo that took a pee

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@NameIsMavi Big L

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@EENATX Giga chad

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@fatpieceofshit6 @kkcabbage @queend236 The total value of my knives is over $800 lol, one of them alone is $250

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@pubIad None

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@ijagozan @shmooodd @roshjomero @barbscass That’s the name of the college he teaches in, he teaches at UT

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@JoeLongBalls I find it fascinating that this is like a 5-6 year old meme that started on 4chan and it’s finally made it’s way to Twitter

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When your boss is playing @PUSHA_T during service >>>>

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@A__G6 We codenamed him viper

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Tell me why Dave Chapelle came into eat where I work today and reserves his name as Charles E. Cheese

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Yes chef has now become a reflex that makes things really awkward sometimes 🥴

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@thetreymontoya @BleacherReport I told him go look up Johnny manziel sophomore year highlights and be amazed

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@brkicks @MELOD1P @bigballerbrand 16 years olds be playing in the Champions League bro this ain’t nothing big in Europe

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My dog just woke up from a nightmare 😟

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she said she belong to the streets, i said baby i am the streets

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@4TheCulture____ Go and look up other videos of planes hitting water and come back, this plane looks like it was made for the water