Sgt. Soggy Shorts

she/they 💖💛💙 vegan, wine enthusiast, anime fan, cat mama

[Sgt. Soggy Shorts @Mayor0fNothing]

Just like in Midsommar, please set me on fire

[Jenna Keiser @thejkway]

How could something so wack happen to someone so dope

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[meghanapolis // MPLS 6/18-7/2 @meghanapolis]

And I say this with my full chest and I don’t give a fuck if I make any enemies - fuck you single issue “free Palestine” voters who couldn’t bring yourselves to check a box for a black woman who was more than qualified to run this country and sat out of the election instead

[Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant 🤌 @myitalianhell]

saw two beautiful women with just the ugliest husbands the other day. Not genetically unattractive just zero effort dads, unkempt and listless. I wanted to call someone some kind of authority but there’s no one to call. there’s no one to call.

[jasmin 🪷 @jasbarre]

gay hockey show makes thirty year old woman gain hope and believe in love. locals are claiming it to be a christmas miracle

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

We have a responsibility to call Trump voters stupid as fuck. I don’t know why y’all ever stopped doing that.

[anu ૮ • ﻌ - ა @jiwoniesms]

black butler & bungo stray dogs are competing to be the manga with the worst pacing ever and it’s actually not even funny anymore like wdym they have both been going for DECADES yet the plot hasn’t moved past a year in-universe

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Surrounded by people who drive too slowly (sanctimonious suck-ups who should have their licenses taken away) & people who drive too fast (reckless lunatics risking everyone’s lives who should have their licenses taken away) And then there’s me. Perfect as always

[ながそで @nagasode0123]

今年の冬も楽しみだね

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

If women don’t lower their standards soon, they’ll die alone in their clean homes, with their regulated nervous systems, balanced PH, clean toilets, friends that support them, & a peace like no other. They better chill..

[hera @shiningdaisies]

me and the trinkets i pulled by being financially irresponsible

[amber ♡ @tanijrou]

i can’t wait for him to win his oscar award

[Manga Mogura RE (Anime & Manga News) @MangaMoguraRE]

"Chiikawa" FIRST ANIME MOVIE OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED!

Chiikawa The Movie: The Secret of the Mermaid Island

Release Date: Summer 2026

Animation Studio: Cygames Pictures (Uma Musume)

Director: Oikawa Kei

Feature-length Story based on the "Siren Arc" from Nagano's popular Manga.

Image © Nagano, "Eiga 'Chiikawa' Production Committee"

[A @seattleiminyou]

“Hes my rock” yeah tied to your feet and dropped into the ocean

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

sorry but I am only 31 and will not be gaslit by Big Pedophilia into thinking that is old

[× @theNyx__]

i do alot of illegal shit but i draw the line at littering bitch

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

“men aren’t ATMs” and who set the system up for men to primarily be seen as providers of a household?