Resident Dumbass™

22 | Currently suffering from Dumbass Syndrome

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PSA:

Don't be an asshole

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@Satans_dumpster Called a cold chill

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The progression of nicknames my students gave me as a school age daycare teacher:

Mr. CJ (my actual name)
Mr. CG
Mr. Sedgie (popular)
Mr. Eggy (popular)
Mr. Egg

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@piedpiperyuuji I love Megumi so damn much, but I feel like ending friendships over a character is a bit dramatic

[B 🦦 @dapitttherapist]

science 🙂‍↕️

[໊ @user0000O0]

i’m miserable does that turn you on

[a ★ @satoshokoism]

gojo when megumi gets home from school after a rainy day and looks identical to the man who stabbed him in 2006

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George Washington would drive a minivan and I stand by that

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Just ate the juiciest apple

[clarke ⏾⋆.˚ @MAYFlELDSMAX]

ok that’s enough wattpad for me i’m not hungry

[clari ➿ @claricinhaw]

"vc ta romantizando um comportamento problemático"
pior, eu to sexualizando

[victor 👁️👁️ @ahm_victor]

My grandpa looked at me and said “you’ve gained some weight”. My grandma was like “he’s got dementia, he probably don’t know who you are.” This mf said “I know who he is and I know what I said”😭

[Jett ♛ @iky_fwjett]

children are so progressive now, i just heard kids arranging a game of house at the park say “should we have a mom and a dad or two dads?” “two dads…but one is evil.”

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@Crimson73130724 @weirdquato Adding this to my fanfiction ideas list

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@uwuraraka All of these replies are perfect

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@petaldairies

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@itfshies I have no one to send this too I'm so sad

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When restaurants put down calories for drinks do they take into consideration the massive mountain of ice they add?

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