NOT Barry Bass

Greatest mayor & political boss of the Village of Lincolnwood (pop 12,590) from 2017-21. Sox fan, lover of photo ops, martial arts & chocolate. (Parody/Satire)

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

Who are these masked bandits you ask? Why that's the @lincolnwoodil & @lincolnwoodsd74 "Dreem-Teem's!" This "super-slate" is led by mayor-wannabe Gracious Helpings of Niceness (GHN) & will control both our government AND your kids' school! Works great in Chicago! Why not Lwd too?

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

Today's my last day as mayor of Lwd! I've left the following memo for the new guy-

"Jasel, it's your ship, Captain.
Only the best. Thanks, Barry"
@lincolnwoodil #goodbye #solongfarewell #AufWiedersehen #MovingOn #itsbeengoodtoknowya #outtahere #later #adios #ciao
#itsbeenaslice

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

25 days. @lincolnwoodil #MovingOn #newbeginnings

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

Post Election Survey!

In light of the unofficial results, should i have a big going away party or pack a truck and move outta Lwd under the cover of night?

U don't hafta be a resident to answer, I can't see your choice anyways! @lincolnwoodil

Thanks for participating, Barry

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

@LincolnwoodPD Congradulations Offcr Ray Pole on becomeing Dep Cheif! Gotta say you were one of the best hires I had nothing to do with, but I have no issue takeing some credit for you're excellent's!

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

Elexion Day! I wonder who she’ll vote for??
⁦@LincolnwoodIL⁩ #Decision2021 https://t.co/in89eyfRhH

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

Today, I Barry I. Bass, Lord Mayor and political boss of Lwd herby endorse Sturt, Rollo & Old Guy for trusty's. They share my ideals for ⁦⁦@LincolnwoodIL⁩ I no longer back Gracious Helpings of Niceness, whose lots meaner to me then Jasel ever was. https://t.co/6akAK9PKoC

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

@LincolnwoodPD Has there been an uptick in mice in Lwd?

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

When's #OpeningDay for the Chicago @whitesox?
#baseball #Sox #thisisouryear

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

Election 2021 Survey!

On Tuesday April 6, whom gets elected Lwd's new mayor?

U donn't hafta be a resident or even registered to vote, and just like the ballot, I can't see your choice anyways! @lincolnwoodil

Thanks for voting, Barry

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

Sturt, I LOVE the new campaign signs! What patriot's lawn shouldn't be littered with:

1) Gracious Helpings Niceness (GHN) mayor
2) GHN + her boys
3) The Old Guy with US flag
4) Sturt with chin scruff
5) School board running mates

Just think how many vote's that'll get you!

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

I love the simple (being 1 myself). They blabber about the alliance party being the "only party" in @lincolnwoodil. Weave got a super-slate of "independant candidate's " to take over BOTH school & village board, but it isn't a "political party."#gullible

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

Am so sick of the negative campaigning on both sides in Lwd. Therefore im working to elect a great GOP guy for Main Township Hwy commissioner. Who knows, maybe If i move to Des planes, he can get me a job on a backloader!

[Jitendra “JD” Diganvker @diganvker]

Jitendra Diganvker for Maine Township Highway Commissioner https://t.co/7lTlYdevgN

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

"The age of the tyrant has not arrived in Lincolnwood," is a an actual quote made by the Old Guy Trustee on his MySpace campaign page.

Where have YOU been the last 4 years?
#BossBass @lincolnwoodil

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

You know what bugs me? "Woke" people and those who speak of compassion for others' life experiences and traumas. So today, I'll celebrate my anti-cancel culture stances by displaying the flag that best represents my general attitude and much of my fan base.

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

Lotsa talk online saying the Old Guy Trustee is in mental decline. Thats just not so! He is however obtuse, arrogant, stubborn, indolent, combative, tone-deaf, pompous, and doesn't acknowledge societal changes that have taken place since Ike was president. ⁦⁦@Lincolnwoodil

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

@HarperPerennial @GeoffRodkey And according to the alliance, it'll be "Lights out in Lincolnwood, IL" if Gracious Helpings of Niceness (GHN) wins the mayor race.

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

Wow, 1338 hits, I'm poplar! Keep boosting my tweets, Lwd! With sincerity and enthusiasm, thanks, Barry
⁦@LincolnwoodIL⁩

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

I'm baffled by how the "independant candidate" Super-Slate (ICSS) funds there signs, fliers, & other adverts. Back in the days when I & Lifelong ran, we declared our donations & expenditures as an IL Committee. While it was our only ethical act, it was also the law. #transparency

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

Get a fancy shmantzy door hanger promoting MY Super-Slate and it's complete list of supporters? Side 1 (red circle) are "independant's" for the combo village & District 74 junta. Side 2 (black circle) are future Appointees to boards & commissions.@lincolnwoodsd74 @lincolnwoodil

[NOT Barry Bass @MayorBarryBass]

Big campaign Fundraiser for the Old Guy Trustee! We will be holding private screenings of 2 AMERICAN classics, " Birth of A Nation," followed by "Song of The South." Reelect our man who teaches us that "diversity is a divider!"
#ZipADeeDooDah @lincolnwoodil #MLGA