Greatest mayor & political boss of the Village of Lincolnwood (pop 12,590) from 2017-21. Sox fan, lover of photo ops, martial arts & chocolate. (Parody/Satire)
Who are these masked bandits you ask? Why that's the @lincolnwoodil & @lincolnwoodsd74 "Dreem-Teem's!" This "super-slate" is led by mayor-wannabe Gracious Helpings of Niceness (GHN) & will control both our government AND your kids' school! Works great in Chicago! Why not Lwd too?
Post Election Survey!
In light of the unofficial results, should i have a big going away party or pack a truck and move outta Lwd under the cover of night?
U don't hafta be a resident to answer, I can't see your choice anyways! @lincolnwoodil
Thanks for participating, Barry
@LincolnwoodPD Congradulations Offcr Ray Pole on becomeing Dep Cheif! Gotta say you were one of the best hires I had nothing to do with, but I have no issue takeing some credit for you're excellent's!
Today, I Barry I. Bass, Lord Mayor and political boss of Lwd herby endorse Sturt, Rollo & Old Guy for trusty's. They share my ideals for @LincolnwoodIL I no longer back Gracious Helpings of Niceness, whose lots meaner to me then Jasel ever was. https://t.co/6akAK9PKoC
Election 2021 Survey!
On Tuesday April 6, whom gets elected Lwd's new mayor?
U donn't hafta be a resident or even registered to vote, and just like the ballot, I can't see your choice anyways! @lincolnwoodil
Thanks for voting, Barry
Sturt, I LOVE the new campaign signs! What patriot's lawn shouldn't be littered with:
1) Gracious Helpings Niceness (GHN) mayor
2) GHN + her boys
3) The Old Guy with US flag
4) Sturt with chin scruff
5) School board running mates
Just think how many vote's that'll get you!
I love the simple (being 1 myself). They blabber about the alliance party being the "only party" in @lincolnwoodil. Weave got a super-slate of "independant candidate's " to take over BOTH school & village board, but it isn't a "political party."#gullible
Am so sick of the negative campaigning on both sides in Lwd. Therefore im working to elect a great GOP guy for Main Township Hwy commissioner. Who knows, maybe If i move to Des planes, he can get me a job on a backloader!
"The age of the tyrant has not arrived in Lincolnwood," is a an actual quote made by the Old Guy Trustee on his MySpace campaign page.
Where have YOU been the last 4 years?
#BossBass@lincolnwoodil
You know what bugs me? "Woke" people and those who speak of compassion for others' life experiences and traumas. So today, I'll celebrate my anti-cancel culture stances by displaying the flag that best represents my general attitude and much of my fan base.
Lotsa talk online saying the Old Guy Trustee is in mental decline. Thats just not so! He is however obtuse, arrogant, stubborn, indolent, combative, tone-deaf, pompous, and doesn't acknowledge societal changes that have taken place since Ike was president. @Lincolnwoodil
@HarperPerennial @GeoffRodkey And according to the alliance, it'll be "Lights out in Lincolnwood, IL" if Gracious Helpings of Niceness (GHN) wins the mayor race.
I'm baffled by how the "independant candidate" Super-Slate (ICSS) funds there signs, fliers, & other adverts. Back in the days when I & Lifelong ran, we declared our donations & expenditures as an IL Committee. While it was our only ethical act, it was also the law. #transparency
Get a fancy shmantzy door hanger promoting MY Super-Slate and it's complete list of supporters? Side 1 (red circle) are "independant's" for the combo village & District 74 junta. Side 2 (black circle) are future Appointees to boards & commissions.@lincolnwoodsd74@lincolnwoodil
Big campaign Fundraiser for the Old Guy Trustee! We will be holding private screenings of 2 AMERICAN classics, " Birth of A Nation," followed by "Song of The South." Reelect our man who teaches us that "diversity is a divider!"
#ZipADeeDooDah@lincolnwoodil#MLGA